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shitting like a rainbow unicorn or upping your game with peep flavored oreos perhaps you read that oreos come in all sorts of flavors...apple/berry/lime/birthday cake including yep "peep" flavored.. you remember those oueyyyy goooey marshmellowy peeps you use to find around just easter ( Now I think you can get the damn things all year round). So apparently they use so much damn dye in the peeps that the new oreos are coloring your poop and staining the bowel. So if you ever wondered if you could poop like a unicorn...here is your chance For a limited time |
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3/5/2017 8:31 am |
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hmmm I only heard that it turns your pee pink, which I hope wouldn't stain your toilet bowl ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
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How could they dare mess with oreos.......isn't that a sacrilege or something !
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