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likesmatureones 55M
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6/22/2017 4:38 am
so yeah some assclown breaks into one of the cars


NOTHING freaks me out more than home invasion movies..
NOTHING freaks me out more than the though of someone coming into your home and stealing your stuff...

so you can imagine how I felt yesterday when my roommates 30 yr old disabled texted me and say..dude someone broke into my car last night ( right outside my house/right outside my fucking window no less).

Some idiot thief thought that hey since he left his windows down a lil that it was okay to pop his door and search the car for anything he could grab... including some lame assed like 150 dollar radio...and even then the cluster fuck lacked the proper tools and training to actually steal the radio..

I mean it isn't like this douche canoe cased my house in some rich neighbor hood and saw like a porshe sitting in the drive way...we are talking about a piece of crap 2005 nissan altima...which apparently is the car that everyone and their mother now drives.

Who does this? who rolls up into a cul-de-sac and looks at an altima and thinks..wow there must be money or cell phones or something worth getting shot over in that car!!! I gotta get inside

We aren't talking about some huge boom box stereo with woofer or whatever from the 70s... we are talking about a generic 100-150 dollar best buy stereo tops..and even then the fucker has some feed back issues
We aren't rich folks...and that stereo is hardly top of the line.

so someone risked their lives for something that might have a resale value of what 20 dollars?? I mean what is the going rate for a used stereo ripped out by a non pro

I know that we have some international readers on alt..
in texas I could legally kill someone for such an act ..shoot them dead for daring to go on my property or enter my car..fuck my neighbor could come over and shoot them dead on my behalf..
it's called castle law...Don't mess with texas

and honestly if your dumb enough to enter someone's home or rob their car...you deserve what the fuck you get.

Now I don't have a gun..
but if that assclown was dumb enough to break into my home he'd run head first into the most jealous cray cray crazy bitch of a german sheperd you'd ever want to meet. Lets just say sable good girl is "over protective"
( well that is putting it mildly..more likely insanely protective ).. think your most insanely jealous clingy ex girl friend and then triple it
Hell the even growls at me ..she seems to cling to my roommate and pines under my bed until he returns home from work. I wish I was kidding.. she acts like she is married to him
I seem to attract the crazy in pets

and the german shep's bite is on par ( pressurewise/jaw strength) with a pit bull..
.so yeah..
you can imagine like 70 lbs of insane jealous rage and teeth coming at your dumb ass if you decide to break in. ( and you thought your ex was bad)
and honestly I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that

So me being me.. I decided to go all Macgyver last night and I rigged up some trip lines and empty soda cans hoping this idiot would try for round two..
If he was gonna make a second attempt at the radio, he'd trip the lines and I'd hear and run down and confront the sob.

Fortunately for him..he apparently wised the fuck up..

likesmatureones 55M

6/22/2017 4:39 am

probably don't know who is more cray cray.. sable good girl or leo being woken from a deep sleep from someone trying to break into one of the cars outside..lol..


brandygirasol 54T
9369 posts
6/22/2017 6:22 am

Yes I Hear You And I Fear Somebody Breaking Into My Place And Stealing All My Stuff I've Spent A Lifetime Aquiring... NO I'm Not Particularly Brave And Don't Own A Gun Either But Would Put My Life on The Line To Protect My Stuff For Sure. This Tranny Bitch Wears A Third Stilleto And Is Highly Skilled In Its Use- Despite French Nails And A Limp Wrist...1!!



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