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GOD_GOD_GOD 91M
177 posts
3/20/2017 2:13 pm
I just worked out why God needs billions of us.

Just kidding.









4Faksake 53M
278 posts
3/20/2017 2:21 pm

God needs help to pull his scam off.

Imagined quandaries with real solutions.


GOD_GOD_GOD 91M
164 posts
3/20/2017 4:05 pm

    Quoting sub_nouveau:
    And I thought I leapt into the poo for posting a pic of a nun eating an icecream cone...
    Gotta love those bunnies!
You have taunted God for that too naughty one.Best be wise and be as innocent as a kitten. I've been so busy lately that I had to ask a mad blond scientist to come up with a device for the mass punishment of wenches. A large kind of rotating wheel that they are strapped to and a mechanical whipper. They can enjoy the sounds of their fellow sinners cries as they await their turn. I'm getting soft in my old age as once upon a time it would have been the rod for them.


Jinali 37F  
25 posts
3/20/2017 4:07 pm

simplicity is divine,did God turn his back on you recently?


Bisubmissive52 53M
8 posts
3/20/2017 4:19 pm

God isn't real!! It's a figment of peoples sick demented imagination!! It's a fairy tail made up by some camel humping wine drinking old geezer to make people believe in some far fetched story!! You all need to read the book GOD is DEAD because he never lived in the first place!!


GOD_GOD_GOD 91M
164 posts
3/20/2017 4:35 pm

    Quoting Jinali:
    simplicity is divine,did God turn his back on you recently?
I haven't worked out if I'm being punished or shunned. I'm so drenched in my simplicity and detachment from a World that strives to ensnare it's inhabitants by vices of all kinds that I am close to not existing at all and have more in common with the creatures who dwell in the parallel dimensions that overlap us that reap from our problems by being the antithesis of our impractical inefficient wastrel of resources and unbounding toe tripping bootiness that has marooned us on a remote stretch of cosmic dust.


GOD_GOD_GOD 91M
164 posts
3/20/2017 4:40 pm

    Quoting Bisubmissive52:
    God isn't real!! It's a figment of peoples sick demented imagination!! It's a fairy tail made up by some camel humping wine drinking old geezer to make people believe in some far fetched story!! You all need to read the book GOD is DEAD because he never lived in the first place!!
May the new wine in your old camel skin bag ferment and froth to your swaying between dromedary humps and burst showering you with wisdom and knowledge of an uncaring universe. The position of God is vacant for all or any to take as their own and to rule as they see fit.Amen


brandygirasol 49T  
674 posts
3/22/2017 4:44 am

Yeah Well Even IF You Are An Atheist You Should Be Happy There Are Christians Trying To Be Good People And "Love Thy Neighbor" ... Not "Cut Thy Neighbor's Throat If They Don't Submit To Islam" From Crazy Muslims Following Their Old Testiment. BTW Not Too Many Atheists Holding On To Their Convictions When on Their Deathbed I Suspect. Just Saying....


GOD_GOD_GOD 91M
164 posts
3/24/2017 5:58 pm

    Quoting brandygirasol:
    Yeah Well Even IF You Are An Atheist You Should Be Happy There Are Christians Trying To Be Good People And "Love Thy Neighbor" ... Not "Cut Thy Neighbor's Throat If They Don't Submit To Islam" From Crazy Muslims Following Their Old Testiment. BTW Not Too Many Atheists Holding On To Their Convictions When on Their Deathbed I Suspect. Just Saying....
Thankyou Brandy sweet girl. I think I just like poetry and dickery and a nice turn of phrase.



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