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Grouchy Bastard Chronicles

RanDom ramblings from ThePhilosophicalStrangler. Please read, comment and participate... Yeah YOU! The one who's just popped in, read & bailed 200 times. Make a comment! Participate! Don't be afraid, my bark is worse than my bite. Or is it?

Private Note to the Grouchy Bastard
Posted:Apr 4, 2017 2:00 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 6:09 am
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Hey you! Yeah, you there! Don't just scroll on by...
Stop in, have a drink on me...


For ANYONE who doesn't have email (like us standard members) I make this space available...
Rule #1: If you visit it, you shall comment upon it.
Rule #2: If you comment upon it (at least on this page) I will not allow anyone else to read it. Ever.

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The Grouchy Bastard's Catfisher Wall
Posted:Apr 24, 2017 12:28 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 1:34 pm
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Should I post the names, and even the images, along with pertinent conversations, of catfishers... As a public service announcement, of course.
Yes, expose them
No, it's just an online thing
Who cares?
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Really?
Posted:Apr 24, 2017 10:31 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 1:33 pm
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Recently I had someone contact me via the Alt .mail part of the website. Here's what went on between us:

Her
Good morning.i am a sex slave that assist her Master with the treatment,sexual usage,training,punishment,humiliation and degradation he thinks i deserves.are you a dominant or new to master submissive relationship for me to teach you about it and what are you looking for in a lady.I want you to get back to me with your phone number for us to know about each other .

Me
Hello young lady,
Due to issues with Alt being a pain in the ass, I ask that you email me thephilosophicalstrangler at gmail. I am currently only making friends and reconnecting with the ALt community, but I'd enjoy getting to know as many people again, as I can.
Thanks, and I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Her
I want you to get back to me with your phone number for us to know about each other .

Um, which part sounds either like a dumbass bitch that has no clue how to be a bottom, and which one sounds like an idiot that kinda fell off the educational boat somewheres around grammar time?

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RanDom thoughts, 422.2
Posted:Apr 24, 2017 10:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 1:33 pm
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Face down...
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RanDom thoughts, Part... Something
Posted:Apr 24, 2017 10:20 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 1:34 pm
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I wonder where my brain went?
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RanDom Funnies, Part Shit, I Lost Count!
Posted:Apr 21, 2017 1:10 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 10:09 am
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RanDom Funnies, Part XIII
Posted:Apr 21, 2017 1:08 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 6:10 am
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RanDom Funnies, Part XII
Posted:Apr 21, 2017 1:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 10:14 am
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Rule #1
Posted:Apr 20, 2017 10:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2017 6:11 am
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This rule is ironclad, and there will be no exceptions.

If you are a sugarbaby, or hunting for a rich guy, you need to move along. I'm not interested, and neither are you.

So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

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Joke of the Day:
Posted:Apr 20, 2017 10:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2017 7:53 am
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To most people, the acronym T.G.I.F. stands for "Thank Goodness It's Friday!"

Recently, there have been many sightings by average citizens, of blondes with the letters "TGIF" stenciled at the toes of their shoes.

Upon deeper investigation, we have uncovered the true (blonde) meaning of this phenomenon.

According to Bubbles the Bimbo, the letters TGIF stenciled on the toes of her shoes have an alternative meaning:

T oes
G o
I n
F irst!
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