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Posted:Aug 2, 2013 7:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 7:03 am
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leave it here, just you and me

and TMZ if they ask nice
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a word to the millions of women that want me
Posted:Apr 29, 2017 4:34 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2017 4:36 pm
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interesting week
most of it was spent talking to a newbie
she fell easily
she fell quickly
she fell right into attempting to work me for money
when a Dom meets a sub there is a dance
the Dom leads, the sub follows
although the sub, at times, attempts to lead a bit
mostly with attempts at sympathy
and then overwhelming assurance you are the one
mentions of giving themselves over to you
yet they won't eat today
unless you send money

right away it seems guys/Doms are expected to pay
pay mostly for relocation
a tradeoff almost
i will give you my body or so i tell you
you send me money
most, i'm sure, never show up at the door
most, i'm sure, spend your money with zero intention of time with you

as a boost to my ego i realized
i could have anyone with the proper enticement
but the only thing that works is true feelings for me

i will not relocate you
know this going in
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i'll gladly pay you tuesday for some cake today
Posted:Apr 24, 2017 12:01 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2017 8:17 am
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there once was a young man that cheated
when the wife caught him it was quite heated
she pulled out a knife
and stopped his sex life
and now he hates women and is a raging misogynistic killer looking at 30 in prison for murder

old mother jones
loved to get stoned
eating hashish brownies all night
her dog found her stash
she found him headfirst in the trash
flying as high as a kite

Peter piper's windshield wiper
broke in the midst of a storm
along came a truck
peter lost all his luck
when the truck hit him at 45mph and fucked him up

the dirty guy that lives down the street
is nasty and not real discreet
he smells of not bathing
gutter invadin'
and I would never use him as a reference or a godfather for my kids

bill found a whore at the one dollar store
spending her welfare money
he wanted some head
she told him drop dead
it cost more than a buck for this honey
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always time
Posted:Apr 22, 2017 3:14 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2017 4:07 am
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for the first time in awhile i am not on the blog list

probably due to the lack of blogs i've written lately

tends to work like that

so, because i cannot stand to not be listed i am writing this post

it is not a post with an extreme amount of substance

more just a way to include myself

i've been on a writing sabbatical

living more away from the computer

not doing that much just doing everyday stuff

but finding that writing hasn't been a need

so i haven't

and now, i have again

and i will

again

until i won't

again

so, to sum things up

i've nothing to say so i haven't been saying it

and now

time for cake
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open forum
Posted:Apr 1, 2017 11:46 am
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2017 4:23 am
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i often find myself questioning values
my values
the values of others
assumed values
unassumed value
value
i value your opinions and comments whether on or off subject
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bumperstickers of the future
Posted:Mar 29, 2017 9:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 7:04 am
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rat, not just for breakfast anymore

make love, war is too expensive

WWIV, like us on Macebook

The Rolling Stones, the rip van winkle tour

Wal-mart for President

squirrel, the other wild meat

warning, undead Mayan aboard

without men civilization would last until the jet pack needed servicing

if I don't kill you one of my clones probably will

this one time at astro camp.....

don't meddle with aliens for you are crunchy and good with ketchup

If the life extension capsule is rocking don't come a knocking

I hate my robotic boss

I gotta have my cup of coffee before teleporting anywhere

cryogenic vacations are a right!

my robot can beat up your robot

my child is an honor student at Black Hole Elementary

caution, I brake for asteriods

Pluto is for lovers
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feelings, nothing more than feelings, feelings of feelings feeling things they've felt
Posted:Mar 27, 2017 9:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 7:05 am
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i feel as though the rain will shine
the wind will blow
the moon is mine
i feel as though as things bad
matter less today
cuz of the feelings i've had
i feel as though the good is back
the negative gone
no more attack
i feel as though life burns real bright
the darkest night
the attempted sight
i feel as though its all for all
the wedded bliss
the funeral crawl
i feel i live i am the breath
taken strongly
from the depths
i feel as if the feelings, though real
are superseeded by
previous evils
i feel as though my mind is gone
the sane reponse
the answer long
i feel as if i feel no more
and never can there be
another feeling felt like this
feeling i have of me
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how it seems
Posted:Mar 26, 2017 6:50 am
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2017 5:06 pm
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seems that there are lots of ready women around
seems that i am wanted by many of them
seems that being called Master is the order of the day
seems that being told they need to skype with me to prove themselves is a not very appealing process
how is it that you can find someone
how is it that you can find someone really interested
how is this all done with simply a phone and computer
how is it that others seem perfectly happy with penpal relationships
seems a waste of time to me
seems less than real
seems like a scam
seems like anything but wanting a real relationship
how is it that people find others here
how is it that folks seriously meet partners
how is it that wanting to skype is a bad thing
how is it that subs and Doms make sense of this
seems like the ready are not so ready
seems like the women are not usually women
seems like being someone's Master is simple
provided you want nothing more than to have this written communique that speaks to all needs and wants
seems like real is a joke
seems like finding someone on here is a joke
seems like i am the only real one somedays
seems i understand little of this place after 11 years
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don't
Posted:Mar 22, 2017 12:24 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 7:07 am
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Be careful what you say you want
cuz I might just be that
don't say you're thin and 23
and then be 40 and fat

don't say you want a rougher sort
don't say you are a slave
it's obvious you don't have a clue
by the responses that you gave

If what you really want is just
a man to give you stuff
don't write about the welts and bruises
don't tell me all that fluff

don't say you want a realtime thing
when all you have is chat
don't say you have experience
if it's really not like that

don't put up naked pics of those
you really wish to be
show yourself, or not at all
just be real like me

If getting slapped is not your thing
you don't want any pain
then calling yourself painslut
who's supposed to gain?

A picture of the toys you bought
does nothing to impress
how bout a pic just of you
in a real nice dress?

At least that would be something real
an image i could trust
instead of models from afar
to get some guy to lust

If you like to have control
submissive you're not real
so don't tell me you are a sub
this all just seems surreal

Please don't say that you want to move
relocate for a man
when you are stuck on house arrest
and never really can

Don't say you want my collar when
a million have heard that once
i know you really just want bucks
i'm really not a dunce

so be careful what you ask for
and make sure i know you're true
if not you'll find your pic and profile
here for all to view
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oral sex wouldn't even help
Posted:Mar 21, 2017 10:11 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2017 4:26 pm
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"if your tongue came notarized i wouldn't believe you"

Judge Marilyn Malian
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