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Posted:Aug 2, 2013 7:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2017 7:03 am
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leave it here, just you and me

and TMZ if they ask nice
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something extremely different
Posted:May 25, 2017 9:35 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2017 11:46 am
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just a few days away again only to come back to the childishness

another day at the bdfs

what would happen if we all decided to write only positive blogs for, say, a week

i say six days in the blogs are empty, short of my cake stuff

but, let's try, as an experiment

try to write only positive blogs for a week

some, see ya next week

some, give it a try

signed,

the cake bastard
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aye matey
Posted:May 15, 2017 4:12 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2017 12:08 pm
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off today for some cruisin' fun

two days in the bahamas

fairly inexpensive but then again, it is only two days

still, a bit of carousing and fine dining, dinner shows and gambling and maybe a late night bashing, if mom is put away nicely and i find an acceptable bashee

so while you all are suffering in your mindless, mundane existences i will be on the high seas

i'm the king of the world

hope they have some good cake onboard

next time i talk to you i will be rolling in money, me and gambling get along nicely

ta ta
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i'm having a semantics hissyfit
Posted:May 13, 2017 12:54 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2017 11:59 am
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respectfully submitted
which should be translated to "whatever the fuck i'm about to say is said with fucking respect fuckers"
this is all to allow them to hold their heads up high and judge how badly you fucked up
like the judgemental fuckers they are
"just saying" is another
like this is some disclaimer for any hurt put out by your previous statement
"I really do think you are a bad mother, just saying"
i respectfully submit this
just sayin'
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i am back to being thankful
Posted:May 12, 2017 8:10 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2017 5:38 am
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and today i am thankful for mom
mine is here for another two weeks
and i am thankful
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five minutes i left the room to come back to this
Posted:May 8, 2017 10:21 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2017 9:57 am
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Roscoe here bitches
Roscoe the head cat
Roscoe, your Dom
so now that you understand your place i shall lick for a moment
shhhh, no need for words
ok so where were we, oh yeah, you retards the humans
My big one's mom is here
she's cool, pets me alot
talks alot too, to everyone, to no one
i come into a room she's talking
i leave she's talking
so i scratched her
jesuschristinahandbasket did she wail out
louder than a dumb dog
but she ended up going outside and i had the whole house to myself
i got a tequila
i smoked a bowl
i ate some fig newtons
i watched "my cat from hell"
haahahahahahaha i love that fuckin' show
then i peed against the wall to ensure this is my area
and outside i strutted
so just checking in with you retards
be good to your Masters
meaning the cats in your lives
peace
out

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i can see!
Posted:May 3, 2017 3:33 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2017 2:03 pm
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eye surgery yesterday and already i can see better

now that i can tell the guys from the girls...watch out!
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and then it hit me
Posted:Apr 30, 2017 8:54 am
Last Updated:May 4, 2017 2:04 pm
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15001 posts

damn ive had alot to say
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a word to the millions of women that want me
Posted:Apr 29, 2017 4:34 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2017 9:56 am
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interesting week
most of it was spent talking to a newbie
she fell easily
she fell quickly
she fell right into attempting to work me for money
when a Dom meets a sub there is a dance
the Dom leads, the sub follows
although the sub, at times, attempts to lead a bit
mostly with attempts at sympathy
and then overwhelming assurance you are the one
mentions of giving themselves over to you
yet they won't eat today
unless you send money

right away it seems guys/Doms are expected to pay
pay mostly for relocation
a tradeoff almost
i will give you my body or so i tell you
you send me money
most, i'm sure, never show up at the door
most, i'm sure, spend your money with zero intention of time with you

as a boost to my ego i realized
i could have anyone with the proper enticement
but the only thing that works is true feelings for me

i will not relocate you
know this going in
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i'll gladly pay you tuesday for some cake today
Posted:Apr 24, 2017 12:01 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2017 9:59 am
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there once was a young man that cheated
when the wife caught him it was quite heated
she pulled out a knife
and stopped his sex life
and now he hates women and is a raging misogynistic killer looking at 30 in prison for murder

old mother jones
loved to get stoned
eating hashish brownies all night
her dog found her stash
she found him headfirst in the trash
flying as high as a kite

Peter piper's windshield wiper
broke in the midst of a storm
along came a truck
peter lost all his luck
when the truck hit him at 45mph and fucked him up

the dirty guy that lives down the street
is nasty and not real discreet
he smells of not bathing
gutter invadin'
and I would never use him as a reference or a godfather for my kids

bill found a whore at the one dollar store
spending her welfare money
he wanted some head
she told him drop dead
it cost more than a buck for this honey
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