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My Father 16-11-2023
I added this to my Alt blog and got a great response
so thought i would share here. It Must Be True My father once told me. sara, if we are ever in a situation where you are the voice
of reason. Then, we are in a very, very bad situation. But,
i love you dearly. I am to this day still trying to work out if it was praise,
or not! Then some one who answered my bog added a post and i ...
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
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Any Funny Humor 08-09-2021
Anyone has any good sex stories? =)
2 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen,
36 Stemmen
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Daddy's little squirt 26-02-2021
The saying is true: Before you are momma's little baby,
you are 's little squirt.
5 Reacties, 76 Bezichtigingen,
45 Stemmen
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Any good funny sex stories 09-10-2020
Anyone have some funny sex stories to share?
2 Reacties, 43 Bezichtigingen,
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creating a better life 10-12-2018
i wont like to text much but i believe it just gonna be a matter
of time
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Threesoom with One Man and two Women 24-03-2017
The man says to the two women "Let s have a threesome
and i want to watch". Both smile and say yes. A few days
later the bedroom is locked and he hears giggling, laughter
then moaning. He looks down to see a little box. He opens
the box with a note " For you...", he looks in
and sees a nice watch.
4 Reacties, 152 Bezichtigingen,
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DOM/DOM PLAY ??? 09-07-2014
Is it possible for two 100% Dominants to play together?
An interesting question and thought experiment devised
for my amusement.
This is a paradox, as I will show that the answer is both "yes"
and "no!!"
Just because something is a paradox, does not mean that
it is impossible. There are paradoxes galore in both the
natural and man-made world. Bearing that in mind, let's
give ...
1 Reacties, 77 Bezichtigingen,
31 Stemmen
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Spanking 12-10-2013
Well we had been dating a while and my just loved Jim.
When he came over he got extra attention and always a treat.
When we went to the bedroom for some fun Teddy would always
crawl under the bed during out play time.
One night I am strung up on a hook over the door frame when
the paddle connects to my ass. Jim liked to spank and rub,
spank then rub my ass. On about the third ...
7 Reacties, 262 Bezichtigingen,
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A true black belt at cunilingus. 27-12-2011
My head is between your legs. I can taste your pussy juices;
you are very wet now. I run my tongue around the edges of your
pussy. I caress your tummy, ass, and your thighs with my
hands. I find your g-spot and apply pressure. I open your
legs and place my head between your thighs. I rub your tummy
some more. I then remove your panties to reveal a very wet
pussy. I slowly start licking you around ...
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funny thing i nthe field 02-12-2008
My girl and I were once in a farmers field where there were
many small bales of straw scattered around. It was late
well after dark. We decided to fuck with me lying on a bale
and her astride me, she said she wanted to pee so I told her
to let it go, so she did with my cock in her vagina she peed.
The piss went over my belly and then around my body and into
the bale of straw. It was lovely, we ...
10 Reacties, 472 Bezichtigingen,
57 Stemmen
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Embarassing sex stories 12-10-2007
I have my fair share, althought the worst was once when i
was in high school. I was with a girl, and we were getting
a little loud with the spankings. She was moaning, and we
believed that her parents were gone. Right when i was about
to come her dad walked in the room to see what the noise was.
He turned as white as a ghost, and i ran out of the house as
fast as i could, my pants halfway on, as ...
4 Reacties, 701 Bezichtigingen,
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The Wierdness Scale 14-02-2007
OK, in our lifestyle weirdness is the norm you might think.
I would be inclined to agree, in fact we have met people who
are into BDSM and think we are odd because we swing and we
switch within our relationship. But my life and family
have got to beat just about everything.
My eldest runs a fetish club with her dom boyfriend,
her sister works there as DJ and her boyfriend is ...
9 Reacties, 562 Bezichtigingen,
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Tongue in Cheek What Kind of Doms Are Out There? 06-12-2006
The "MENTOR? WHAT MENTOR? I AM A SELF TAUGHT"
DOM PROFILE Astoundingly instinctual knowledgable Dom
looking for kinky girls to play with. His dungeon is on wheels,
he calls his cattle prod his "violent wand"
and trolls for submissives at family reunions. He is into
"improvisation" and has never read a book or
a website long enough to do anything more than sign onto
a ...
8 Reacties, 455 Bezichtigingen,
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finding out the truth 12-09-2006
Anytime I meet someone- the first and most important thing
is to be clear and honest and who we are and what we want. What
I love about the NSA, casual sex relationship is the uninhibited
honesty, without fear of rejection.
Encouraging lovers to share fantasies- these men nearly
always start with the harem or at least 2 woman fantasy.
Then when I start sharing my DP, DPP, gang bang ...
3 Reacties, 601 Bezichtigingen,
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stuff i thought was funny 02-07-2006
don't suffer from insanity; enjoy every minute of
it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
1 Reacties, 163 Bezichtigingen,
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jokes 02-07-2006
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people
think you've got.
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colour test... 11-05-2006
sky
royal
blue
dark blue
orange
orange red
crimson
firebrick
dark red
green
lima
sea
[COLOR ...
1 Reacties, 106 Bezichtigingen,
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colour test... 11-05-2006
sky
royal
blue
dark blue
orange
orange red
crimson
firebrick
dark red
green
lima
sea
[COLOR ...
1 Reacties, 87 Bezichtigingen,
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the mountain.doc 29-04-2006
The western sun sank slowly toward a ridgeline adorned
with the spiny fingers of naked poplar trees. Angular shadows
from the porch railing sprawled lazily across the porch,
slowly pointing toward evening. The chains supporting
the porch swing he sat in squeaked in rusty protest every
time he moved. Evidence of a mature season was everywhere,
as a light October breeze chased a dozen or so ...
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dumb older joke 13-04-2006
A man tells his wife that he lost his job, and she'd need
to get one. After some discussion, the only thing she's
capable of doing is ! He decides to help her,
and after getting ready, they head out on the town. The wife
spots a good mark and gets out of the car while the husband
drives into a closeby alley.
"100 dollars a fuck big boy, " the wife states.
"I've only got thirty bucks ...
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the Emporer's Tongue 18-03-2006
Many years ago in ancient Japan, there was a warlord who
wanted to be the emporer. He devised a way to defeat the other
warlords without fighting. He had four beautiful daughters.
He would marry them off to the first four men who passed his
test.
He had razor sharp metal inserted into his daughters to
shredd any man's manhood who attempted to enter them.
The first four warlords from ...
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Sandpaper Sally 17-03-2006
There was this young cowboy who was out on the range for a
long time and was looking for a woman to release his pent
up tension.
He went up to the old bartender in the small town saloon,
"Is there a good house in this town?"
"Sure is youngin, " He winked, "but stay
away from Sandpaper Sally."
Once there he found that men where lined up out the door waiting
for their turn at the ...
4 Reacties, 3110 Bezichtigingen,
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condom coming off inside GF 13-03-2006
well my dick is less than average size and condoms are sometimes
a size or two too big. Once I was fucking my Old girlfriend
and at the end noticed my condom was gone. I didnt say anything
and went home the next day she called and asked if I had left
something at her place I said what do you mean> And she
had found it inside of her. From then on all her dorm friends
made jokes by buying me ...
1 Reacties, 482 Bezichtigingen,
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she broke up with me bc my dick was too small 13-03-2006
Hey my last gf broke up with me bc I couldnt please her with
my dick. I said I would use toys bot she didnt want too. What
are the limits ladies when is a dick too small
2 Reacties, 329 Bezichtigingen,
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da Mattress poem 25-02-2006
Oh, I luv dem Mattress ads on plasma TV
He's a sleep-N-she dreams--she was free
He wants an electric mattress wit'buttons-N-numbers
She wants a trampoline, with him not a fumbler
He snores to the roars of NASCARs everywhere
She tosses her ass covered blanket up in the air
When dey do bang anyway, he's not even there
Her thoughts -R- with Bad-Boy of yesteryear
She wants to be eaten ...
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to the tune of Disco,... Makin' it and then bangin' it.... 25-01-2006
<br>
I
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Oh, Who's that banging at your door?
Just me, the Old Bastard looking at your ass somemore,
Or, was it maybe in lingerie at the department store--
Who wants to hop in bed with U -- certainly not to snore,
Oh, who's that bastard banging at your door?
<br>
II
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Yes Sexy Lady, I'm disease free and plan on stayin'
this way,
Not tokin or ...
1 Reacties, 112 Bezichtigingen,
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How My Siggy *marked* one of My slaves 20-01-2006
One of My slaves was visiting from another country, and
My was all over him( lol, no, no, not at all what Y/you
might think!- My cute white bulldog Siggy just loves new
people!). So one day after having his things done outside,
My comes back in and sits down on My slave's bare
foot. Unfortunately for My slave, My dog's ass was
not as clean as O/ne would like! After sitting and being ...
0 Reacties, 463 Bezichtigingen,
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Love Hurt 19-01-2006
Two old ladies into thier eighties were peeking into a hole
in thier apartment wall; watching a young couple working
up a real sweat. One of ladies says, "My how they remind
me of those hot and naughty nights we used to make nookie.
What was your husband like?" Oh, he was a pain in the
ass!
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Your Humor 18-01-2006
Ever thought that you were boring? That maybe you broke
up with the hot guy because you didn't have it? Everyone
has some excitment, the trick is figuring out what it is!
For an example:
My first boyfriend ditched me after a week. Said I wasn't
worth it. I read every self-help book and article I could,
no difference. Then sparatically he called and we went
to dinner, and I made a small ...
7 Reacties, 553 Bezichtigingen,
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