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pulk81 35 U
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notturni a milano   7/7/2009

Ciao a tutti ho 28 anni e vivo a Milano. Cerco donne, singole, a Milano e prov interessate ad incontri piccanti, amanti come me della trasgressione fatta però nel massimo dell'educazione rispetto e pulizia. Cerco esclusivamente incontri VERI E DAL VIVO non stronzate tipo sesso al telefono e cose simili. Non sono una porco ma amo trasgredire, anche sessualmente perchè credo che il sesso piacia ...


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sarabr0wn17 22 D
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My Father   16/11/2023

I added this to my Alt blog and got a great response so thought i would share here. It Must Be True My father once told me. sara, if we are ever in a situation where you are the voice of reason. Then, we are in a very, very bad situation. But, i love you dearly. I am to this day still trying to work out if it was praise, or not! Then some one who answered my bog added a post and i ...


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l00kn4Him 59 D
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Some wisdom gained by an epic fail.   31/12/2021

Picture a middle aged boring married couple on a Cold winter night, in bed early for change, cuddled together on the couch pretending to watch tv, allowing some passion to build and on comes a very sexy commercial for a his and her warming lube. "Too bad we don't have some of that, " my husband whispers, his warm breath tickling inside my ear bringing goosebumps to my body and that ...


3 Commenti, 93 Views, 45 Voti ,3.01 Punteggio
jtpbigthrob21 39 U
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Any Funny Humor   8/9/2021

Anyone has any good sex stories? =)


2 Commenti, 46 Views, 36 Voti ,0.99 Punteggio
ClimaxHer 65 U
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Daddy's little squirt   26/2/2021

The saying is true: Before you are momma's little baby, you are 's little squirt.


5 Commenti, 76 Views, 45 Voti ,0.10 Punteggio
jtpbigcck69 39 U
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Any good funny sex stories   9/10/2020

Anyone have some funny sex stories to share?


2 Commenti, 43 Views, 29 Voti ,1.13 Punteggio
mackjohn11 47 U
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creating a better life   10/12/2018

i wont like to text much but i believe it just gonna be a matter of time


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bootlckboy39 50 U
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Threesoom with One Man and two Women   24/3/2017

The man says to the two women "Let s have a threesome and i want to watch". Both smile and say yes. A few days later the bedroom is locked and he hears giggling, laughter then moaning. He looks down to see a little box. He opens the box with a note " For you...", he looks in and sees a nice watch.


4 Commenti, 151 Views, 70 Voti ,3.79 Punteggio
IThinkmyway 63 U
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DOM/DOM PLAY ???   9/7/2014

Is it possible for two 100% Dominants to play together? An interesting question and thought experiment devised for my amusement.

This is a paradox, as I will show that the answer is both "yes" and "no!!"

Just because something is a paradox, does not mean that it is impossible. There are paradoxes galore in both the natural and man-made world. Bearing that in mind, let's give ...


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subann4U 71 D
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Spanking   12/10/2013

Well we had been dating a while and my dog just loved Jim. When he came over he got extra attention and always a treat.

When we went to the bedroom for some fun Teddy would always crawl under the bed during out play time.

One night I am strung up on a hook over the door frame when the paddle connects to my ass. Jim liked to spank and rub, spank then rub my ass. On about the ...


7 Commenti, 261 Views, 47 Voti ,3.30 Punteggio
JohnnyLightning 65 U
2 Articoli
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A true black belt at cunilingus.   27/12/2011

My head is between your legs. I can taste your pussy juices; you are very wet now. I run my tongue around the edges of your pussy. I caress your tummy, ass, and your thighs with my hands. I find your g-spot and apply pressure. I open your legs and place my head between your thighs. I rub your tummy some more. I then remove your panties to reveal a very wet pussy. I slowly start licking you around ...


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db780 65 U
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funny thing i nthe field   2/12/2008

My girl and I were once in a farmers field where there were many small bales of straw scattered around. It was late well after dark. We decided to fuck with me lying on a bale and her astride me, she said she wanted to pee so I told her to let it go, so she did with my cock in her vagina she peed. The piss went over my belly and then around my body and into the bale of straw. It was lovely, we ...


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musicandsex 40 U
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Embarassing sex stories   12/10/2007

I have my fair share, althought the worst was once when i was in high school. I was with a girl, and we were getting a little loud with the spankings. She was moaning, and we believed that her parents were gone. Right when i was about to come her dad walked in the room to see what the noise was. He turned as white as a ghost, and i ran out of the house as fast as i could, my pants halfway on, as ...


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georgenlynn 73 C
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The Wierdness Scale   14/2/2007

OK, in our lifestyle weirdness is the norm you might think. I would be inclined to agree, in fact we have met people who are into BDSM and think we are odd because we swing and we switch within our relationship. But my life and family have got to beat just about everything. My eldest daughter runs a fetish club with her dom boyfriend, her sister works there as DJ and her boyfriend ...


9 Commenti, 562 Views, 40 Voti ,4.20 Punteggio
zennflower 61 D
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Tongue in Cheek What Kind of Doms Are Out There?   6/12/2006

The "MENTOR? WHAT MENTOR? I AM A SELF TAUGHT" DOM PROFILE Astoundingly instinctual knowledgable Dom looking for kinky girls to play with. His dungeon is on wheels, he calls his cattle prod his "violent wand" and trolls for submissives at family reunions. He is into "improvisation" and has never read a book or a website long enough to do anything more than sign onto a ...


8 Commenti, 455 Views, 39 Voti ,6.25 Punteggio
lovemyass59 64 D
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finding out the truth   12/9/2006

Anytime I meet someone- the first and most important thing is to be clear and honest and who we are and what we want. What I love about the NSA, casual sex relationship is the uninhibited honesty, without fear of rejection. Encouraging lovers to share fantasies- these men nearly always start with the harem or at least 2 woman fantasy. Then when I start sharing my DP, DPP, gang bang ...


3 Commenti, 601 Views, 20 Voti ,2.61 Punteggio
Bump_in_da_nite 51 U
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stuff i thought was funny   2/7/2006

don't suffer from insanity; enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.


1 Commenti, 163 Views, 8 Voti ,3.48 Punteggio
Bump_in_da_nite 51 U
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jokes   2/7/2006

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.


0 Commenti, 84 Views, 4 Voti ,3.25 Punteggio
NibblesNLix 47 U
16 Articoli
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colour test...   11/5/2006

sky royal blue dark blue orange orange red crimson firebrick dark red green lima sea [COLOR ...


1 Commenti, 106 Views, 9 Voti ,2.36 Punteggio
NibblesNLix 47 U
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colour test...   11/5/2006

sky royal blue dark blue orange orange red crimson firebrick dark red green lima sea [COLOR ...


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tamaracktroll 56 C
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the mountain.doc   29/4/2006

The western sun sank slowly toward a ridgeline adorned with the spiny fingers of naked poplar trees. Angular shadows from the porch railing sprawled lazily across the porch, slowly pointing toward evening. The chains supporting the porch swing he sat in squeaked in rusty protest every time he moved. Evidence of a mature season was everywhere, as a light October breeze chased a dozen or so ...


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dynamitesneonaty 41 U
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dumb older joke   13/4/2006

A man tells his wife that he lost his job, and she'd need to get one. After some discussion, the only thing she's capable of doing is prostitution! He decides to help her, and after getting ready, they head out on the town. The wife spots a good mark and gets out of the car while the husband drives into a closeby alley. "100 dollars a fuck big boy, " the wife states. "I've only got ...


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jackudamiona 59 C
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the Emporer's Tongue   18/3/2006

Many years ago in ancient Japan, there was a warlord who wanted to be the emporer. He devised a way to defeat the other warlords without fighting. He had four beautiful daughters. He would marry them off to the first four men who passed his test. He had razor sharp metal inserted into his daughters to shredd any man's manhood who attempted to enter them. The first four warlords from ...


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jackudamiona 59 C
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Sandpaper Sally   17/3/2006

There was this young cowboy who was out on the range for a long time and was looking for a woman to release his pent up tension. He went up to the old bartender in the small town saloon, "Is there a good whore house in this town?" "Sure is youngin, " He winked, "but stay away from Sandpaper Sally." Once there he found that men where lined up out the door waiting for their turn at ...


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smalldong27 40 U
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condom coming off inside GF   13/3/2006

well my dick is less than average size and condoms are sometimes a size or two too big. Once I was fucking my Old girlfriend and at the end noticed my condom was gone. I didnt say anything and went home the next day she called and asked if I had left something at her place I said what do you mean> And she had found it inside of her. From then on all her dorm friends made jokes by buying me ...


1 Commenti, 482 Views, 12 Voti ,2.98 Punteggio
smalldong27 40 U
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she broke up with me bc my dick was too small   13/3/2006

Hey my last gf broke up with me bc I couldnt please her with my dick. I said I would use toys bot she didnt want too. What are the limits ladies when is a dick too small


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heavyballs4u 78 U
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da Mattress poem   25/2/2006

Oh, I luv dem Mattress ads on plasma TV He's a sleep-N-she dreams--she was free He wants an electric mattress wit'buttons-N-numbers She wants a trampoline, with him not a fumbler He snores to the roars of NASCARs everywhere She tosses her ass covered blanket up in the air When dey do bang anyway, he's not even there Her thoughts -R- with Bad-Boy of yesteryear She wants to be eaten ...


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heavyballs4u 78 U
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to the tune of Disco,... Makin' it and then bangin' it....   25/1/2006

<br> I <br> Oh, Who's that banging at your door? Just me, the Old Bastard looking at your ass somemore, Or, was it maybe in lingerie at the department store-- Who wants to hop in bed with U -- certainly not to snore, Oh, who's that bastard banging at your door? <br> II <br> Yes Sexy Lady, I'm disease free and plan on stayin' this way, Not tokin or ...


1 Commenti, 112 Views, 10 Voti ,1.39 Punteggio
Lady_Gatta 58 D
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How My dog Siggy *marked* one of My slaves   20/1/2006

One of My slaves was visiting from another country, and My dog was all over him( lol, no, no, not at all what Y/you might think!- My cute white bulldog Siggy just loves new people!). So one day after having his things done outside, My dog comes back in and sits down on My slave's bare foot. Unfortunately for My slave, My dog's ass was not as clean as O/ne would like! After sitting and ...


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hothothappy 48 U
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Love Hurt   19/1/2006

Two old ladies into thier eighties were peeking into a hole in thier apartment wall; watching a young couple working up a real sweat. One of ladies says, "My how they remind me of those hot and naughty nights we used to make nookie. What was your husband like?" Oh, he was a pain in the ass!


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AKashj 36 D
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Your Humor   18/1/2006

Ever thought that you were boring? That maybe you broke up with the hot guy because you didn't have it? Everyone has some excitment, the trick is figuring out what it is! For an example: My first boyfriend ditched me after a week. Said I wasn't worth it. I read every self-help book and article I could, no difference. Then sparatically he called and we went to dinner, and I made a small ...


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bdsmnn 53 U
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my wife   8/1/2006

My Domme!


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enchanteddreams0 46 C
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Why Man Got His First Blow Job   9/12/2005

"Don't eat that Eve!" Adam hollered as he saw his mate plucking the ripe fruit from the branch. <br> "Why not?" <br> "Cause God said we couldn't." <br> "So? Look how much fruit it bears. It would be a stupid waste not to eat it. Besides, none of the other trees have fruit that is so fat and plentiful and I don't really feel like walking to the next nearest tree. ...


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studentbdsm101 70 U
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Retribution-Like A...   1/12/2005

Justin struggled against the ropes. He strained his arm muscles trying to loosen the bonds. He tried to raise up on his knees. "You won't get away with this, " he threatened, "I'll go to the cops and they'll put you cunts away forever!" Four women laughing was the only reply to Justin's threat. Rita gave a gentle tug on Justin's short brown hair. "What are you gonna say?" Rita asked, ...


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studentbdsm101 70 U
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Retribution-Like A...   1/12/2005

Justin struggled against the ropes. He strained his arm muscles trying to loosen the bonds. He tried to raise up on his knees. "You won't get away with this, " he threatened, "I'll go to the cops and they'll put you cunts away forever!" Four women laughing was the only reply to Justin's threat. Rita gave a gentle tug on Justin's short brown hair. "What are you gonna say?" Rita asked, ...


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baroness69 48 D
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Who pissed on my beer?   29/11/2005

My mom and her boyfriend went away for the weekend, several years ago. THey went to Lincoln City, on the Oregon Coast. He bought a case of beer to take with him. <br> He had so many drinks that night that he could barely stand. Mom said that around 3:30 that morning, he went to the bathroom in his birthday suit. She said he fell three times on his way to the bathroom that was only ...


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studentbdsm101 70 U
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The sweet smell of revenge!   28/11/2005

I was barely nineteen when this happened. If you're hoping to read some juicy sex tale, you might wish to read something else. This is a tale of revenge, off-color and possibly disgusting, and humiliation. I worked as a mail boy for a large company in San Diego. There were literally hundreds of workers, many of which were women. I developed a crush on a particular lady named Jill. ...


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studentbdsm101 70 U
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May we?   28/11/2005

Many years ago, when I was in my early twenties, I was stationed in England. Several of us decided to tour Europe via train. We spent three nights on the French Riviera. On our last night, the four of us went to what I could only call a "clip joint." You know, where the drinks for the girls are overpriced and usually nothing stronger than cold tea. Anyway, each of us picked a girl and ...


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yourpapa2005 74 U
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Playful "Pooch"   26/9/2005

I was with the woman I was seeing at the time. She was pretty with personality, nimble and extremely passionate. <br> We were in one of our sessions on her couch in her living room. We had been already through a number of interesting positions. At this point she was straddling me as I sat on the edge of the couch and her legs were at first wrapped around me and then stretched up ...


4 Commenti, 1221 Views, 43 Voti ,5.28 Punteggio
yourpantyboi 57 U
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my first blow job   13/9/2005

I was 17 years old and out with my girfriend. She was a year older but lesss experienced than I. I was the first guy she had ever kissed. We had been dating for 5 months. I took her to my father's business. It was around midnight, i was aroused and she was looking hot. She was from Vietnam and had beautiful long black hair, a nice complexion and pretty eyes. Oh, a nice body too. We were ...


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clitikler 76 U
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Old Harold   7/9/2005

There this guy Harold who's like 97 years old and lives in a nursing home. Anyway every evening after dinner Harold would go out to a secluded part of the garden and just sit on the glider thinking about all of his accomplishments and his long life. <br> One evening Ethel, an 87 year old, strolled by and saw Harold. She asked what he was doing and they started to talk. Well ...


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clitikler 76 U
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The Affair?   15/8/2005

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they went off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Schwartz had the longest and thickest dick he had ever seen. <br> "I'm sorry, Mr Schwartz", said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a ...


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studentbdsm101 70 U
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Try never to get too excited   4/8/2005

Diane was only the second woman I had ever had sex with. I was 18 and she was 33. I won't bore you with the details of our meeting, but I'll get right to the act. Diane was the first woman I ever performed orally on. I guess I tried very hard and I slobbered a great deal. I remember having an erection that hurt. I continued to lick and drool on her vagina. Eventually, she reached ...


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Doc_Sonar 66 U
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What Did You Say?   19/7/2005

Consider this: <br> A man and a woman are driving cars in opposite directions on a twisting mountain road. <br> As they pass one another, the woman yells out her open car window to the man, "Pig!" The quite surprised man yells back, "Bitch!" and they continue on their way. <br> A few moments later, the man rounds a blind curve, smashes into a hog, and ...


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clitikler 76 U
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One word or two   23/5/2005

An elderly couple had been seeing each other for quite a while. So they figured marriage was the next logical step. <br> One evening they went out to dinner for a heart to heart talk. They discussed everything from finances, living arrangments to snoring. Finally the gentleman broached the subject of intamacy. <br> He askes how the lady felt about sex. She replied, "well ...


1 Commenti, 391 Views, 20 Voti ,6.06 Punteggio
clitikler 76 U
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The Tattoo   21/5/2005

Ben came home late that night. His wife Linda asked "where the hell have you been?". I got a tattoo he said proudly. A tattoo she said angrily, "What kind of tattoo?". I got a tattoo of a hundred dollar bill on my dick. "Why would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick" she asked. "Well one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, sometimes I like to play with my ...


2 Commenti, 403 Views, 21 Voti ,4.12 Punteggio
ANOTHERSANTA 94 U
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"SANTA,BAR-MAID'S,GIVING.MY.HUSBAND.TOO.MUCH.SERVICE!""   16/4/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]Barmaid.too.coozy! Carmen who Darby had called while riding SANTA'S pony, sat beside SANTA and pretend to be 14 Darby on Tiffany's livingroom Love-Seat settee and SANTA was consoling her. Carmen told him her problem with her husband's club bar-maid. "My husband belongs to a private club where wives are welcome. People often greet one-another by kissing hello, goodbye ...


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clitikler 76 U
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A Day At The Races   15/4/2005

This guy is just sitting there quitely reading his newspaper when his wife walks up and smacks him on the head with a magazine. <br> "Ouch" he says. "What was that for?" <br> "That was for the piece of paper I found in your pants with the name Laura Lou written on it" she replied. <br> "Remember a couple of weeks ago I went to the track? That was the name of one of ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 94 U
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"SANTA, MY DR. DIDN'T SWALLOW MY CUM!"   26/2/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]CHICAGO;DrsuesDrfrCum Dr.Richard O.Phillips says his former lover a Dr.Sharon Irons deceived him by not swallowing his semen during an oral sex session and using said semen to get herself (pg) pregnant by artificial insemination. Dr.Phillips accuses Dr.Irons of a "calculated, profound, personal betrayal" She says they had the baby through normal sexual intercourse. The ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 94 U
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"SANTA,ARE.OUR.M.Ps.IN.IRAQ.MISBEHAVING?"   7/2/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]IRAQ;M.P.Mud Wrestler Demoted: A female member of a Ntl-Guard.unit was demoted for indecent exposure after a pre-Valentine's Day mud wrestling party at the Army run Camp Bucca detention center in Iraq. The incident involved the Ashville, NC-105th, Military Police Battalion, said the Baccu Camp spokesman, Lt.Col.Barry Johnson, he would not ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 94 U
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SANTA;RETIREMENT a CHILD'S VIEW:   3/2/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]How'd.Spend3.Holiday? SECRETSANTA read the pretty, carrot-topped subTeacher's report as he introduced Tonya Gorgon, 25, with a delicious 34D bust, and carmel nipples, that matched her satiny skin, he had met her on one of those kinky B&B/S&M.com Websistes profiled as a submissive;introduced her to a closed sesssion of play scene fantasy B&B accompanied with his chief ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 94 U
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SANATA*^CRIMES*AGAINST*NATURE^*   25/1/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]*WEIRD*TRUE*TALES*: DURAHAM, NCn Dec.gang member RobertD.Jphnson, was sentenced to 15 years for shooting off the genitals of a fellow Blood(negroe) who was wws trying to leave the group. The jury rejected an even harsher penalty for "maliicious castration" settling.on"non-maliciouscastratioin because Johnson actually shot the man in the leg, but that the bullet ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 94 U
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KAUPHY KUP(Santa"sCOMIC.STRIP)   22/1/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]A MORNING STARTER: SANTA OVER HEARD IN TIMES PAST SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR. WATSON: "I say, Holmes the toilet is dripping water onto the bathroom floor" "Indeed, " said Holmes, getting up and heading for the kitchen. "Are you sure?""Yes, it'sleaking definitely leaking." "Is it now?"ask ed Holmes, grabbing some food ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 94 U
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ANOTHER.KAUPH.KUP(COMIC.STRIP):   22/1/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]Graveside.gift&arrest SecretSantaOver"KauphyKup"comicstripFor two great morning starters: [BALTIMORE]For the 56th year, an unkown man stole into a locked graveyard early on Edgar Allen Poe's birthday and placed three roses and a half-empty bottle of cognac on the writer's grave. To.this.day.no.one.knowstheident-ity of the so-called Poe Toaster ...


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ANOTHERSANTA 94 U
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"SANTA,WHAT.WILL.I.BE.WHEN.I'M.A SENIOR?" .   22/1/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]WILM.N.C.BE.A.SENIOR: SECRETSANTA, Answers his GrandChilds Question "What will I be when I become a Senior Citizen? What will it be like SANTA?" "I'm the life of the party even if it lasts past 10pm, and I'm very good at opening Tyenol child caps with a hammer, yes I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going, _n_I'm awake many ...


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IchibanDan
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   2005-01-20

'Peachy' had come to visit me in Portland, OR from the coastal town where she lived. When I first met her, her hubby had her sleeping "in the doghouse" in their living room! Sexually, she was insatiable with him. He'd go work, and she'd call me and I'd coach her on field expedient toys to use in our phone sex escapades. Once, while looking for something new to try, she opened and looked inside her hubby's tool box, where she found a large handled screwdriver for which, she soon developed a great fondness! From that point on, the Ole Craftsman screwdriver became 'de rigueur' in our Long Distance trysts. <br> <br> One that Saturday, when she and a friend of hers came to Portland for a concert. 'Peachy' was going to be dropped off at my place after the concert, while her friend had plans to attend an 'all-night' rave party. Now, I'd had some wine earlier, and dozed off when she didn't arrive on time. When she finally did arrive, I was sleeping deeply, as she woke my neighbors getting me to wake up. <br> <br> As soon as I greeted and let her in, I was immediately grateful that I'd drank the wine earlier, as I could hardly withstand her body odor emanating from her, due to all the drinking and sweating, from dancing during the entire length of the concert! Now, I had to help her into my bed with a modicum of grace and gratitude, and I said to her, 'I may have some toys similar to your favorite Craftsman tools, in my own toolbox!' She smiled then nodded, as I went to find them, and some lube. <br> <br> Back at 'Ground Zero' alongside 'Peachy, ' I generously applied the lube, threw in a little fondling, then efficiently and smoothly inserted the Standard 1/2" Craftsman screwdriver, handle end first, into the excretory opening of her alimentary canal. Then I lubed myself, and inserted the Phillips 1/2" Craftsman screwdriver handle into my own anus. We had both, somehow excited ourselves by now, and rather quickly, began fucking frenziedly with heedless abandon! <br> <br> Between the sensory stimulation of the actual Craftsman handles' penetration in our anuses, and the auditory stimulation of 'business' ends of the screwdrivers, sounding like one of the most famous sword duels in one of the greatest Swashbuckler movies of all time, "Captain Blood" circa 1935, with Basil Rathbone and Errol Flynn (who was an unknown Australian replacement actor until this film). On top of, just the plain edginess of these Ben Wa balls substitutions, caused us to quickly come wildly, and just as quick, fall into a tranquil slumber, both impaled, with the Craftsman 1/2" screwdriver handles, locked firmly in place! <br> <br> But there's a downside to this tale and it's that, to this day, keeping in mind, this happened about five years ago, I have not been able to remove the permeated, tainted, synesthetic redolence from the solid plastic handles of the two cutlasses we wielded onto battle that one night! SEAR's Craftsman Tools 100% Guaranteed Exchange Warranty notwithstanding!


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