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SANT;WOERST DRINKING BUDDY(BlackBear) 1/4/2005
SANRA{DATELINE]NEAR-CONCRETE, WASH: While making
his rounds Xmas.Eve SeCRETSANTA.discovered.a.black.bear
passed out on the lawn of the Bakers Lake Resoert near Concrete,
Wash. surronded by at least 36 empty cans of (Local)Ranier
Beer and one lone empty can of Busch Lite. SANTA notified
the WildLife Forest Rangers Sgt.B.Heinrick investigated
and fooundthat the inebriated bear, had ...
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Rejected 12/10/2004
Things ive herd women say when asking them on a date. and
yes they really said these things.
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No,
<br>
Never,
<br>
Id rather be singel for the rest of my life,
<br>
uh uh uh uh yea right,
<br>
who the fuck are you,
<br>
youre still a virgin arnt you,
<br>
depends on how much money you make,
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sorry Im needing ...
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22 Votes
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Things ive herd during sex. 12/10/2004
This is a collection ive herd during sex. and no its not all
about me. some is about past roommates.
these are from the bedroom of my x-roommate
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
<br>
Is it in yet.
<br>
Stop fingering me and fuck me.
<br>
(silence, ) he moans, said that was good she said Did something
happen.
<br>
Your fucking kidding me
...
4 Comments,
506 Views,
40 Votes
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your wife mabe cheeting on you when 12/10/2004
Your wife maybe cheeting on you when
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1. You put on a pair of underware that doesnt fit you.
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2. you wife has a freshly fucked face and she clames she was
masterbaiting and waiting for you.
<br>
3 you call your house while you are at work and noone answers,
she said she went to the store, but there are no shopping
bags.
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4. there are socks ...
2 Comments,
472 Views,
36 Votes
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You just don't understand. 12/7/2004
This is a little story from my youth. It might have been a
very short relationship, but I think you'll see the
humor. I was 18 and stationed at Clark Air Base in the Philippines.
On my second night in country, a guy, who had been there for
a year, decided to take me out to see the town. We went out
the Clarkview gate and started hitting the bars. This was
during the rainy season, so ...
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29 Votes
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Chess and other Games 11/23/2004
Chess Game - Part One
She had always enjoyed playing chess, probably from the
very first time when she'd been five years old. She
also always knew how amazing it was for others to see a small
winning game after game in the resort, where she was
even physically unable to remove the huge chess pieces
and other were only happy to help her with that task. Then,
when she became older, ...
2 Comments,
333 Views,
38 Votes
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10 Reasons why men like to masturbate. 11/19/2004
10. It takes less work than having sex.
9.Our wallet doesn't have to suffer goin on
dates.
8.We don't have to snuggle afterwards.
7.It may be our hand but at least we don't
have to put up with our ex.
6.Its the best birth control method we know of.
5.Its something to do when we're bored.
4.We like to test the "you'll put your eye
out doing that!" saying.
3.It ...
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29 Votes
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10 Things you don't want to hear during sex. 11/19/2004
10."Is it in?"
9.Your brothers name.
8.A fart and "hee hee, sorry bout that".
7."I wonder whats on T.V.?"
6.Your sisters name.
5."Damn! Your better than i thought you'd be".
4."Your dads name.
3."Awww its so cute".
2.'Cough, Cough' "Ugh, sorry hairball".
1."Ohhhh George W.".
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30 Votes
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The three meanings of SEX. 11/14/2004
To understand the meaning of sex, first know that it has
three meanings rather than one. It is when these three meanings
joint to gather, the ultimate feeling of sex takes place.
<br>
It is “S”afety. As the question is what enjoyment you would
feel without being confident of your safety?
<br>
And “E”njoyment. As a main purpose of your act. This what
will make ...
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18 Votes
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What you READ is not always what you GET !!!!!! 6/23/2004
I have been a standard member at ALT.COM for about four months.
In that time period I have read and responded to well over
100 profiles from women. These were women of various ages
(ranging from 21 to 75)different nationalities, all with
one thing in command.
(Seeking male companionship for various different reasons).
From these profile I have made a AMAZING and HUMOROUS discovery
and ...
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161 Votes
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EVENTIDE - A Poem Of Love 3/16/2004
EVENTIDE.....
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Twilight reached down,
outstretched fingers scratching the back
of the day now slowly descending.
<br>
She caressed with lips
of darkest night,
gentle kiss of sleep,
fragrant touch of evening,
as the sun passes downward,
beneath ragged coverlets of cloud.
<br>
Twilight grew older,
dimmed then darkened,
as ...
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59 Votes
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The Difference Between Men and Women 3/13/2004
I am not the auther of this article (I beleive it was originally
submitted by someone called Alison)
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Let's say a guy named Mike is attracted to a woman named
Lisa. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a
pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner,
and again they enjoy themselves.
<br>
They continue to see each other regularly, and ...
3 Comments,
397 Views,
166 Votes
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Once Upon a Time-a D/s faerie tale 1/25/2004
Once upon a time, there was a slave who lives happily with
her Master, being diliegnt of His care and service always
wanting to please Him to the best of her abilities.
One day while T/they chatted online with F/friends, T/they
were told to be a *real slave* she would have to be naked an
chained 24/7, hearing this, she looked up at her Master,
eyes filling with tears, feeling sad that ...
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188 Votes
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