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Youngknight00 27 U
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Blowjobs   13/4/2018

A husband comes home to find his wife packing a suitcase <br><br> "Where are you going?" He asked <br><br> "Las Vegas" she said' " You can get $400 for a blowjob there, so i figured i would get paid for something i give you for free" <br><br> "Hold on" He said " im coming too, i want to see you survive on only ...


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Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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Disappointed   9/4/2018

A teacher asked her 6th grade class: “Who can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it’s stimulated?” <br><br> Maria stood up, bright red and angry, and said “How can you ask such a question? I’m telling my parents and they’re going to get you fired!” <br><br> The teacher was shocked by the outburst, but decided to ignore it. She asked the ...


1 Commenti, 33 Views, 9 Voti ,2.57 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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A drover in the Northern Territories   8/4/2018

A Drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. <br><br> He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. <br><br> Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. <br><br> 'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll ...


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Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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Good Ears   28/3/2018

A young man moved into his first new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor broke into ...


1 Commenti, 45 Views, 7 Voti ,4.06 Punteggio
chaosridden 33 U
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:P pointless   15/3/2018

Baka la a derka derka


1 Commenti, 6 Views, 2 Voti ,0.34 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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Vanilla Pudding Robbery   13/3/2018

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes ...


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Youngknight00 27 U
4 Articoli
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Secret to marriage   12/3/2018

There was a couple who were married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a dildo. ...


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Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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TWO STRINGS   6/3/2018

These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar..." <br><br> The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders... The bartender shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" <br><br> String says "Yeah." ...


0 Commenti, 28 Views, 8 Voti ,2.32 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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A LITTLE BRITISH HUMOUR   5/3/2018

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well> dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans> are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.' The ...


1 Commenti, 35 Views, 10 Voti ,4.78 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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The Vicar's Salary.   2/3/2018

The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. <br><br> Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their !' ...


1 Commenti, 32 Views, 6 Voti ,1.94 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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Chicken Sandwich   25/2/2018

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... <br><br> A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken ...


0 Commenti, 34 Views, 11 Voti ,3.54 Punteggio
Youngknight00 27 U
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Toys   24/2/2018

What do boobs and toys have in common? <br><br> They were both originally made for , but daddies end up playing with them.


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Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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Mice   18/2/2018

Mice How Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? <br><br> Now, wait a minute, before you scroll down for the answer, see if you can figure this out. Come on... Think about it! How many? <br><br> All right, if you think you're really ready to give up... <br><br> but you're going to be very embarrassed.. <br><br> <br><br> ...


1 Commenti, 25 Views, 5 Voti ,3.14 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
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Frank   17/2/2018

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.' Passenger: ...


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Youngknight00 27 U
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Truth   16/2/2018

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. <br><br> Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” <br><br> The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. <br><br> A while later, she comes running back with ...


0 Commenti, 18 Views, 4 Voti ,2.86 Punteggio
Youngknight00 27 U
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Math class   14/2/2018

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" <br><br> Johnny says, "None." <br><br> The teacher asks, "Why?" <br><br> Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." ...


1 Commenti, 19 Views, 6 Voti ,4.22 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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Primark Catalogue   9/2/2018

Two Thanetians were looking at a Primark Catalog and admiring the Models. <br><br> One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this Catalog?' <br><br> The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!' The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying ...


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Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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Crosses   8/2/2018

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves? A cartridge in a bare tree. <br><br> What would you get if you crossed a bat with a lly hearts club? Lots of blind dates. <br><br> What would you get if you crossed a donkey with an owl? A smart ass which knows it all. <br><br> What would you get if you crossed a mole with a porcupine? A tunnel ...


1 Commenti, 17 Views, 5 Voti ,2.49 Punteggio
Youngknight00 27 U
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Apples   6/2/2018

A bus driver and a doctor were in love with the same women <br><br> The bus driver had to leave for week and before he left he gave is love 7 apples


1 Commenti, 23 Views, 5 Voti ,0.53 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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A smart blonde!   1/2/2018

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know, " he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to ...


2 Commenti, 40 Views, 8 Voti ,3.25 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
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Three Little Pigs   1/2/2018

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. <br><br> 'I would like a Sprite, ' said the first little piggy. <br><br> <br><br> ! 'I would like a Coke, ' said the second little piggy. <br><br> 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer, ' said the third little piggy. ...


3 Commenti, 32 Views, 6 Voti ,2.23 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
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Date Site Descriptions   31/1/2018

You might find this amusing. Dating Site Deriptions What they Really MEAN: !!!! <br><br> Female: Adventurous = puts the book down during sex, . Athletic = No breasts, 30 something = 41, Fun =Annoying, Wild = gets pissed easily, Beautiful eyes = face like a robbers dog, Seeks knight in sinning armour = Ex is a fxxxing nutter., New age = hairy and smelly bits, A bit head strong ...


1 Commenti, 21 Views, 4 Voti ,1.69 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
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Doctors Never Laugh   31/1/2018

Bob went to a doctor and asked him if he ever laughed at a patient. The doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then, ' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA ...


0 Commenti, 17 Views, 3 Voti ,1.47 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
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Office Showoff   29/1/2018

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the ph and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, ''Can I ...


0 Commenti, 24 Views, 4 Voti ,1.30 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
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gissa a job   29/1/2018

This will go far... This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so hst and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I ...


0 Commenti, 14 Views, 4 Voti ,2.08 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
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Maxims   22/1/2018

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Two wrongs are only the beginning. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. Get a new car ...


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pack3rs 55 T
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North Carolina mountain man was drafted by the Army   22/1/2018

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been ...


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Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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Spelling.....   21/1/2018

Thought you’d like this: Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect! <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> P N E S I <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ...


0 Commenti, 20 Views, 3 Voti ,1.47 Punteggio
Zeus2512 71 U
166 Articoli
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A mental hospital   19/1/2018

After hearing that of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the reuer's file and ed him into his office. <br><br> "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself ...


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Zeus2512 71 U
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Two Scots   18/1/2018

ots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub diussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. 'Ach, it's all going grand, ' says Jock. 'I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night... Archie nods approvingly. 'Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!' continues Jock. 'A ...


0 Commenti, 20 Views, 4 Voti ,2.86 Punteggio