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Sutton's Button 4/10/2005 There once was a woman named Sutton, Who played night and day with her button. <br> When asked why she did, She mentioned her id, <br> And confessed to just being a glu 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Stolen Car 1/12/2005 A man walked out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A street cop on his beat sees the guy and approaches him. <br> "Can I help you, sir?" said the cop. <b 0 Comments, 179 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Hot Night Out 1/9/2005 My girlfriend and I were walking to my car late one night, after leaving a nightclub where we had been dancing and having a few drinks. It was a hot evening, so all she was wearing was a black mini 0 Comments, 438 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Penguin and the Mechanic 3/4/2004 A penguin had to take his car for engine repair. The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong. The penguin goes across the street to a grocer 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Proof of Obedience 1/19/2004 My phone rings and it's You calling. You give me orders that i am to obey or pay the consequences. i hurriedly get ready. i draw up a very warm bath with scented oils and soak for a time, going 0 Comments, 265 Views, 0 Votes |
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