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I'm a sweet kinda woman, who likes nothing more than dancing with the right man, and socialising with my good mate, Big Bird, who admires my loveable qualities.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my energetic personality, closly followed by my smashing eyes. I can be a jerk when I don't know people well - with body parts like my eyes and my fingernails, I can afford to be.
I work as a Babysitter, helping . This allows me to exercise my skills: looking after people and shopping. One day, I was just about to stop work when Big Bird appeared from nowhere and congratulated me on a job well done.
"That was a job well done." That's the kind of thing people say to me on a daily basis. Of course, now, Big Bird and me are best friends, and the praise runs like water. A lesser woman would get a big head.
My life goals include:
â¢Recieve a telegram from an owl
â¢Shoot a follow-up to the perfume advert I star in
â¢Become the best Babysitter I can be
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My Ideal Person:
If you're the right man for me, you'll be intuitive and understanding. You won't be afraid to be themselves and will have a healthy respect for life.
My ideal date would involve partying in the lake with a tall man by my side. While we're there, I evaluate your solid arms, checking that you're up to my understandably high standards.
Men only get one chance with me. For every man who displeases me, there are another 111 waiting in the wings to replace you.
And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."
If you're worthy, get in touch!
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