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I don't mean to be bad -- I start out soooo demure and innocent; I swear I do. Then....something....happens....I just become a raging slut!
I love cocks! Just usually less fond of the assholes driving them -- till they're driving them into ME! Then, well, ok. Age, race, body size....not so important if it's attached to a HARD cock! (But I detest bad teeth, bad breath, and bad manners.)
Also very very very fond of women of all types and sizes who drive very large strap-ons! And I'm very fond of TransGurls and TransMen. And fondest of all of sister transvestites and cross-dressers.
I love slutty attire, like my micro-mini skirts and halters and crotchless panties and slinky strappy wedge-heel sandals.
My legs are, by far, my best feature. If you like long, long, long smooth, shapely legs -- and especially if you love to love them way up in the air, pulling you IN -- I'm your girl!
I do not consider myself "passable," but I am fairly pleasant of face. In my "man" persona, I am a Versatile/Top; I have not topped as Sylvia. Could this work? I do not know; cum experiment with me?
Besides cocks, minis and shoes, and getting my legs and ass totally hairless for you to ravage....what do I love? Jazz and Blues! Musicians! Especially horns and horn players, and horny players.
But we're trying to talk about something besides sex for just a moment here, aren't we?
OK, back on topic -- what ELSE I love: Radical flaming liberal rabble-rousers! Fog. Alcohol, pretty much of any kind (except not the white stuff; gives me cramps). Mexican food. Italian food. Szechuan food (and people who know how to spell it!). Haitian food (?! Yes!)
Intelligence. Boldness without arrogance. Roughness without brutality. Kindness without smarminess. Imagination. Curiosity. Humor.
Leather, and rope, and brass and silk....oh, there I go again!
I'm new to this, so please forgive my ridiculous faux pas. I'm not pre-op, not wearing a wig (owww! but do pull, though!), and not in a breastform. Also, not 24/7 -- Sylvia only comes out to play for special folks. My "regular dude" side also has a profile here, and he will be perving you -- don't freak, he's got the Gold membership, so he gets to "scout." Jeez, that sounds schizoid; I'm really not that crazy, I promise; just the mechanics of this site make that unavoidable.
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My Ideal Person:
A square-jawwed, sandy-haired, smooth-bodied, muscular-but-not-body-builder MFA jazz horn-player who is master enough of himself to master me in full drag. IN PUBLIC. Without making either of us feel foolish. Giddy, yes. Delirious, absolutely. Foolish? No. You're wildly tolerant, but you don't suffer fools lightly, and the one thing you will NOT tolerate is your girl(s) being made to feel foolish -- no matter how big and hard her cock is!
AND his wife! She is lyrical and fearless and shimmers when she moves and laughs like falling water and is brilliant and dark and oh-so-very-warm. And smells like patchouli! And dances rings around everyone in the place, while he plays for HER. And for me?
If you're male, you probably need to be at least 5-10 and somewhat muscular. If you're female, a couple, or other-gendered....anything goes!
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