I req u, a bbw, 2[U] ALWAYS hav a smelly butt[/U]. Thts what I need. Bec I luv 2 snif yr[U] dirty ass crack & farts[/U] all day. (Luv a booger-eatin nose-picker 2.) [U]BUT I don't lke 2 FUCK![/U]. Sex: Idc u do me in rear with strap tht sat.s both.
U must [I]always[/I] tilt to the side when u fart 4 to show off.
I [I]dislike[/I] breasts, blowjobs, (especially blowjobs), bisexuals, vag. sex- & jst abt anythng else u cn conjure up NOT related to dirty asses & farting; or u pickng yr nose & eating.
Im proud to be different, not like every other shmuck/ Who only wants to mindlessly fuck/ Sure I can be a contrary hellion/ But isn't it enough- 7.6 billion?/FETISHES, they can save our planet/ Instead all we do is overpopulate it/ When will all the 'vanilla' cease?/ When we have only famine, war, and disease?/ Never peace? Thank you.
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My Ideal Person:
BIO: Was a crim lwyr for 30 yrs. But I am not rich, ok?! Not a young Mick Jaeger. I detest thieves, (& greedy ppl), don't like drug dealers or addicts, or drunk drivers. As a lwyr I defended mostly, but not exclusively, sex offenders. (Not pedofiles, or violent ppl). Many came fr a background of sex abuse like myself. Defended charges like indec. expo, pub. masturb., exhibitionism, non-forcible touching or near-touching, peeping tom, panty snatching (the only form of theft I wld def bec its not greed-driven), & th bg 1 today which I can't evn say. Some of ths stuff I did when yngr bec I had no other outlet. I understood my client's plight.
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