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Dad Joke . . . 12/19/2019
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
0 Comments,
6 Views,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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What goes up, and never comes down?.......................... 12/12/2019
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. ..... the amount of points needed to chat to someone on IM!!
3 Comments,
12 Views,
5 Votes
,4.77 Score
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Getting all catty 12/10/2019
Entered my cat into the cat olympics milk drinking competition.
She set a new lap record...
0 Comments,
6 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Just getting by. 12/10/2019
What's the point? where's the points?
0 Comments,
4 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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corner warmup 11/26/2019
why should you sit in a corner when you get cold? because most corners are 90 degrees.
2 Comments,
16 Views,
9 Votes
,2.57 Score
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pirate pay 11/26/2019
how much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? an arm and a leg.
2 Comments,
13 Views,
10 Votes
,2.19 Score
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A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final s 11/6/2019
A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which
the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called
the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the
tension should reach its highest level at the very end.
No continuation relieving the tension should be added.
As for its being "oral, " it is true that jokes
may appear printed, but when further transferred, there ...
5 Comments,
52 Views,
18 Votes
,4.08 Score
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watching 11/5/2019
watching drunk bitches get drunk and start to fight and
watching them fight is funny
0 Comments,
7 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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cheesy joke.... 11/2/2019
Where did you learn how to make ice cream? At sundae school.
2 Comments,
8 Views,
6 Votes
,1.94 Score
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Difference? 10/30/2019
Q: What is the difference between an oral thermometer and
a rectal thermometer? <br><br>
A: The taste.
0 Comments,
4 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Chuck Norris 10/26/2019
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already
had three missed calls by Chuck Norris!
2 Comments,
12 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? 10/26/2019
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? <br><br>
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... all! hahahah!
1 Comments,
13 Views,
9 Votes
,1.29 Score
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dad joke.... 10/24/2019
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then
it would be a foot."
1 Comments,
6 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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make your point 10/14/2019
Hoping to make lots of points here.
1 Comments,
6 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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You old you 10/12/2019
What type of has magical powers..................................................................................................
............................... ............................. ......................... .................. ............ .......... ...... A labracadabrador
0 Comments,
6 Views,
6 Votes
,1.94 Score
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Points 10/10/2019
Hey there, points points points.
0 Comments,
3 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Points 10/10/2019
Hey there, points points points.
2 Comments,
12 Views,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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Points 10/10/2019
Hey there, points points points.
0 Comments,
6 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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Points 10/10/2019
Hey there, points points points.
0 Comments,
5 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Points 10/10/2019
Hey there, points points points.
0 Comments,
3 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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Oranges and lemons 10/9/2019
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot..........................
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................... a carrot.
0 Comments,
8 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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looking at you 10/5/2019
looking for a woman here can be very hard because all they
want is what they prefer there wants most of the ladies
here don;t even realize that they are way off on there wants
there nothing here that is perfect you want all that tell
we see your picture and we see that your fucking joking ladies
wake up this is not fantasy world your not everything you
though you where believe most men here at ...
0 Comments,
16 Views,
9 Votes
,1.29 Score
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dirty 10/3/2019
meeting new mature woman is a joke because some are sooo
serious and some are soo picky come on you are too picky your
mature you dont have the same when you where soooo
quit being sooo picky
0 Comments,
15 Views,
9 Votes
,0.86 Score
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what did the cock say ... ? 8/26/2019
what did the cock say to the pussy? <br><br>
why, 'yes', of course! 
0 Comments,
24 Views,
16 Votes
,1.66 Score
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Knock Knock 6/19/2019
whos there ?
3 Comments,
26 Views,
11 Votes
,0.92 Score
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I always laugth on this 1/9/2019
This reminds me, when i was tied up by the first time, and
suddenly I had to go to the bathroom, but I couldn't
6 Comments,
118 Views,
22 Votes
,6.37 Score
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ER Visit 12/31/2018
A man goes into the ER complaining of anal pain. The doctor
orders x-rays to see what's going on. When reviewing
the x-rays they notice 3 plastic heads inside the
man's ass. The nurse looks at the doctor and says...
<br><br>
"Doctor, will he be alright?" <br><br>
The doctor replies.... <br><br>
"Don't worry nurse he's ...
1 Comments,
28 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Tattoo 7/30/2018
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him
as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually,
go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes
off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
'What's that?' the lady questions. 'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will
see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.' ...
3 Comments,
81 Views,
15 Votes
,4.82 Score
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Get well soon! 7/27/2018
A traffic cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well;
however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch. <br><br>
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors
hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital
gown up enough so he could look at ...
4 Comments,
92 Views,
13 Votes
,4.65 Score
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Files Her Tax Return 7/27/2018
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes. <br><br>
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll
need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address,
social security number, and then asks, "What is your
occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm
a ." The accountant balks and says, "No,
no, no. ...
7 Comments,
105 Views,
16 Votes
,4.74 Score
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