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Files Her Tax Return 5/4/2023
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes. <br><br>
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll
need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address,
social security number, and then asks, "What is your
occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm
a ." The accountant balks and says, "No,
no, no. ...
7 Comments,
105 Views,
16 Votes
,4.74 Score
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Get well soon! 5/4/2023
A traffic cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well;
however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch. <br><br>
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors
hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital
gown up enough so he could look at ...
4 Comments,
92 Views,
13 Votes
,4.65 Score
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Math class 12/20/2022
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't
paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three
ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are
left?" <br><br>
Johnny says, "None." <br><br>
The teacher asks, "Why?" <br><br>
Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." ...
1 Comments,
19 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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WELL, I'LL BE GONE 12/21/2022
A guy walks into a bar with his and says, "I'll
have a otch and water and my would like a whiskey sour."
<br><br>
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals
in here." <br><br>
The replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being diriminated
against. Just give me a drink." <br><br>
The bartender says, "Oh, no, not another ...
1 Comments,
45 Views,
8 Votes
,3.94 Score
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THE HORTH WITHPERER 5/4/2023
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the rancher, and says he's
sending a friend over to look at a . Sam asks "How
will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech
impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking
for a male or female . "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I ...
2 Comments,
39 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Gas Prices in Paris - Tres Bien! 5/7/2023
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the
Louvre. <br><br>
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the
paintings, and made it safely to his van. Only two blocks
away, however, he was captured when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then
make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur,
that is the reason I ...
0 Comments,
18 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Getting The Most Out Of Counselling 5/4/2023
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant
arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way
to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had
been at each other's throat for some time and felt that
this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counsellor's office, the
counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be ...
2 Comments,
38 Views,
8 Votes
,2.32 Score
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What's the difference? 1/12/2024
What's the difference between an oral thermometer
and a rectal thermometer? <br><br>
The taste.
1 Comments,
34 Views,
24 Votes
,1.77 Score
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Date Site Descriptions 2/18/2024
You might find this amusing. Dating Site Deriptions
What they Really MEAN: !!!! <br><br>
Female: Adventurous = puts the book down during sex, .
Athletic = No breasts, 30 something = 41, Fun =Annoying,
Wild = gets pissed easily, Beautiful eyes = face like a robbers
dog, Seeks knight in sinning armour = Ex is a fxxxing nutter.,
New age = hairy and smelly bits, A bit head strong ...
1 Comments,
21 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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toliet paper ............... 3/21/2024
this rabbit is sitting under a tree taking his morning dump
and along walks a big bear and leans against the tree and
the little rabbit is so scared that he is clinched up too tight to squeeze one out
the bear notices him and says morning rabbit to which the
rabbit replies m m morning mr bear while trying his best to finish and run
away <br><br>
the bear grunts a couple times and ...
0 Comments,
6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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guaranteed weight loss 9/4/2023
man walking down the street and sees a sign that says guaranteed
weight loss. <br><br>
he goes inside and sees a real beauty at the desk and asks
about the sign and she explains. pay 100.00 and we guarantee 10lbs weight loss in one day.
excited he pays her the money and she instructs him to strip
off his clothes and go into the room with the green door.
inside he finds the most ...
3 Comments,
107 Views,
35 Votes
,0.95 Score
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The Biker 5/25/2023
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach
when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. <br><br>
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." <br><br>
The Lord said, ...
1 Comments,
76 Views,
33 Votes
,0.67 Score
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Miracle Cure 5/7/2023
NEW - Miracle Cure!!!
• Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
• Do you suffer from shyness?
• Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident ...
1 Comments,
13 Views,
3 Votes
,0.49 Score
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The Engagement Ring 3/22/2024
The kinky couples had a long & restless weekend, husband
uses his free hand & pushes his wife's belly in
ward, he said ... "Don't move my love ... I think
I found our engagement ring"... he pulls his wrist
out of her ass... curious, he then said... "This isn't
mine".
0 Comments,
16 Views,
8 Votes
,0.47 Score
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just coz 12/31/2022
ignore this plz..
1 Comments,
52 Views,
41 Votes
,0.33 Score
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ignore please :P 6/28/2023
taco butt
10 Comments,
369 Views,
301 Votes
,0.28 Score
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hmm 12/20/2022
for points bcoz im poor
4 Comments,
142 Views,
115 Votes
,0.08 Score
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Confronting hate 10/2/2022
hi-speed lead posioning is needed. What is the difference
between flying pigs and politicians? The letter F. Three
tampons sitting at a bus stop. What do they say to each other?
Nothing. They’re stuck-up cunts. All the richest people in Congress are Democrats, ever
wonder why?
2 Comments,
79 Views,
54 Votes
,0.08 Score
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I like my women like I like my coffee 4/18/2024
I send it back for not being hot enough!
2 Comments,
35 Views,
27 Votes
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why dont you diet ? 3/22/2024
fat guy in locker room shower and guy walks in and asks. "how
long since you seen your dick " fat guy says ... long time guy says "why dont you diet ? fat guy says " why what color is it now ? <br><br>
<br><br>
please comment
0 Comments,
31 Views,
22 Votes
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Sex Tape 1/12/2024
My neighbours just made a sex tape. of course, they don't
know yet.
1 Comments,
128 Views,
110 Votes
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Give it to me! 1/12/2024
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm
so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she
wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
2 Comments,
150 Views,
126 Votes
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joke 8/20/2023
question what's better than a dozen roses on a piano
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
answer tulips (two lips) on an organ
1 Comments,
35 Views,
31 Votes
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Sperm 4/19/2023
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong
sock this morning.
1 Comments,
153 Views,
138 Votes
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How do you piss off Whinney The Pooh? 4/19/2023
Stick two fingers in his honey
  ...
1 Comments,
87 Views,
69 Votes
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Succeed 4/9/2023
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until
you do suck seed.
0 Comments,
168 Views,
150 Votes
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Mobster joke 2/11/2023
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened
criminal.
1 Comments,
152 Views,
139 Votes
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Fishing 12/19/2022
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
1 Comments,
177 Views,
153 Votes
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points 10/2/2022
just for points
1 Comments,
111 Views,
102 Votes
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A common theme 9/26/2022
I see a lot of posts for points
1 Comments,
132 Views,
121 Votes
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