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Articles by MarquisDeSuede

MarquisDeSuede 49 M
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Women's and Men's English   11/11/2006

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious Do what you want = You'll


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MarquisDeSuede 49 M
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How to Treat Mr. Penis   11/11/2006

10 ways to treat Mr. Penis > >1. You've gotta "introduce" yourself to Mr. Penis, i.e., "Hi! I'm Shirley! >Nice to meet ya, big guy!". >Don't dive on him like he's a raw piece of meat and you


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MarquisDeSuede 49 M
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Texas Chili   11/11/2006

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at t


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MarquisDeSuede 49 M
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Hangover Rating Scale   11/11/2006

* (1 star hangover) No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relat


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MarquisDeSuede 49 M
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The Genie   10/25/2006

A recently wed couple are out playing golf one afternoon. About midway through the round, the wife slices a drive off the tee, out of bounds, towards some houses lining the course. The couple hear


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