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USA Air Traffic Control 11/3/2004 While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller las 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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US Air Traffic Control 11/3/2004 A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are abl 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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another scouser 11/3/2004 If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? <br> <br> <br> It might be your bicycle !!!!! 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Scouser 11/3/2004 A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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car accident 9/26/2004 One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Are You Really Sure? 9/26/2004 A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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As a punishment, she gets his hand 2/10/2004 "This is going to be good, Emily. You're so hot." It turns her on, spreading that wetness all over her thighs and vulva, so I use all four fingers of my right hand to do that while my left one p 0 Comments, 199 Views, 0 Votes | |
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In the beginning 2/10/2004 It was evening, a hot sweaty summer night in July. She was nervous, scared but inspired. She would finally speak the things that she dared not speak before. A desire to submit, a desire to be owned 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Learning from experience 2/8/2004 The first time I saw her I was nineteen years old. She was in a bookstore on Lee street that has closed down now; one that I frequented at the time because it had an amazing selection of classic er 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The waitress 2/8/2004 Characters: -Kris, the sub -Kris' husband Rick -Andrea, the sub (waitress) -Andrea's master "J" -Andrea's husband Mark (not into S/M, but gives wife permission to be involved, as long as he 0 Comments, 98 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Laziness 2/8/2004 She was in her living room upstairs reading a book. She had enjoyed a very lazy day...she had just returned from a walk around the neighborhood, and was thoroughly relaxed. Her boyfriend of several 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Legal ditties 2/5/2004 Next time you shake your head and despair about the stupidity of some people and how more and more 'rules' are put in place to protect utter imbeciles from their own crass stupidity consider what t 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Raisin' 2/5/2004 A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Got any bread 2/5/2004 Duck walks into a butchers upto the counter and asks "have you got any Bread"? The butcher looks at him - "we don't sell bread we're a butchers we sell meat"! The duck cock's his head on one 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Other one up for the Scots!! 2/5/2004 Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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One up to the Scots! 2/5/2004 A Scotsman & a Englishman are strolling along the beach when they find a lamp. They clean it up and out pops a genie. " I'll give you each one wish for freeing me" says the genie. The English 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes |
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