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Articles by ANOTHERSANTA

   2005-05-06

"SANTA, can Police seize my cell phone, if we take pictures of our doin's; this weeek-end with Tiffany, Ooopsie, Carmen and me, SANTA?" Just pretend to be 14yr. old, best "nigga-friend" of Tiff.;"DARBY" asked, as she continued to ride SANTA's pony, with girlish enthusiasm. The old Elf chuockled and shook his baldling head, and giving Darby a thank-you pat on her caramel coloured butt, he said. "New Hanover County Judge W.Allen Cobb Jr.Superior Court, in Wilmington, NC, ruled that arresting officers should have obtained a search warrant before viewing images from the camera phone of one Mr.ChristopherSnow, 26. Mr.Snow is charged by Wrightville Beach Police with second-degree sexual-offense and secret peeping-photographic image. A witness told Police that she had seen Mr.Snow taking pictures of an unconscious woman on the beach. An officer activated the phone and retrieved several immages, including one of someone pulling down the woman's underwear. A warrant was obtained the next day, and police contacted Sprint corporate headquarters, that provided copies of seven images including one of the woman's genital area. Judge Cobb wrote "THE SEARCH AND SEIZURE`Did not fall with in any aknowledged exception to the Search Warrant requirement under THE FOURTH AMENDMENT." "WOW, " jiggled just pretend to be 14, Darby. SANTA continued, "Police officers violatedMr.Snow's constitutional rights when they seized a camera-cell phone containing explicit images." "Judge Cobb's finding, could create legal precedant and serve as a reference point for future cases nationwide." [please excuse any typos, no Spell-Checker-will keep readers posted on further cases]


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"SANTA,Does"ALFONSO"flirtS,w/every.pretty.girl.he.sees?-#2"   5/4/2005

Tiffany was riding SANTA's pony, When she asked SANTA about ALFONSO who got his inner ears poko-dot-tattooed by a Bazillian ho, when she fed him Rum & Tequila in her cat's food dish(AND HE WAS ONL


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"SANTA,BAR-MAID'S,GIVING.MY.HUSBAND.TOO.MUCH.SERVICE!""   4/16/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]Barmaid.too.coozy! Carmen who Darby had called while riding SANTA'S pony, sat beside SANTA and pretend to be 14 Darby on Tiffany's livingroom Love-Seat settee and SANTA was consoli


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"SANTA,ALFONSO,FLIRTS.WHEN.HE.SEES.PRETTY.GIRLS(and.he's.only.a.mouse-#!"   4/13/2005

SANTA[Deadline]Alfonso'sfr.Brazil; "ALFONSO" is an odd mousse, an illegal immigrant taat found his wayi to AMERICA!{the land of opportsunisty and new loves}arriv- ing on a banana & coffee boat fro


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SHADOW,"ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge!-#1"   4/10/2005

SHADOW[DATELINE]Titlel.Spells.Fuck She was married;SECRETSANTA had talked to her when she made an unexpectd visit to Tiffny's house upoon the innocent request of Tiffany's parents who had gone to


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SANTA,"Leave.it.to.Beaver's.Mom!"   4/9/2005

SANTA[Dateline]B'ver.Mom'sFANTASY: Her husband Ward was upstairs in the boy's bedroom readng a bed time story to Beaver, his brother, Wally was down on his knees in beween Ms.Landers, Beaversteac


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"SANTA, MY DR. DIDN'T SWALLOW MY CUM!"   2/26/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]CHICAGO;DrsuesDrfrCum Dr.Richard O.Phillips says his former lover a Dr.Sharon Irons deceived him by not swallowing his semen during an oral sex session and using said semen to get h


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"SANWTA,OUR.'S.IN.TROUBLEw/NEW.1ST.DATE."   2/23/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]His ex-pics on wall: SECRETSANTA, knows that your still has pctures of wedding day and more intimate pics.on his bedroom wall of his divorced wife screwing him, which he refuses t


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"SANTA,FORGIVE ME I HAVE SINNED!"   2/17/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]Tellapriest, notSANTA!!A friend goes to church one Sunday and hears a sermon about the Ten- Commandments, he has a guiltyfeeling , and goes to confession. "Forgive me


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"SANTA,I'M.A.TEACHER.WANTA,SHOW.ME^A^GOOD.TIME?"ILL   2/17/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]SundaySchoolTeacher: On their "First Date" SECRETSANTA asked his companion for the evening, a Sunday school teacher that was a-look-a-like of "Serena Williams, " if she'd like a


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"SANTA,TELL.ME.SOME.ONE-LINERS,WILLYA,HUH?"   2/15/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]SANTA REMEMBERS: "When i was born, I was so ugly, the doctor slapped my mother." "When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got


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"SANTA,DO.ON-LINE-VID's.STEER.CUPID['s.ARROWS?"   2/14/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]On.Line.Video.Dataes? SECRETSANTA and Video Web-Sites; Chris.Boykin, after exchanging e-Mail instant messages, and digital photos through an on-line dating site, got a hardon a


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"SANTA,IS.PRESIDENT.READING.TOM.WOLFE'S.SEXY.NOVEL?"   2/10/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]Reading I"m C.Simons: SECRETSANTAnoted what.is.surprising is the news that the PRESIDENT is a big fan of "I Am Charlotte Simmons, " Tom Wolfe"s latest doorstop at the WhiteHouse. O


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   2005-02-10

SANTA[DATELINE]PolicingVideoVoyeurs! [The FEDS join the battle against perverts with cameras] JOlene Jang was enjoying an outdoor festival in Seattle withherboyfriend when she felt uneasy by a creepy guy standing too close behind her. He was reaching into her backpack. When she confronted him, the man started to run away, but Jang's boyfriend tackled him and held him until police arrived. A pickpocket? No the man wasn't just a pickpocket he was using a small digital video camera to take pictures up her skirt. Her assailant pleaded that he was just taking the pictures for his own enjoyment. The courts thought different, he was convicted, began serving 38 days for violation of the State Voyeurism Law. However;the WashingtonState Supreme Court, overturned the verdict[Ruling: That Ms.Jang was out in public when it happened, she had no reasonable expectation of privacy.] Furious Ms.Jang became an outspoken activist, and finally the state rewrote the law [The space under a person's clothes private even in a public place.] SANTA has found out that currently 44 states have some kind of statute that makes video voyeurism a crime. A just-passed Federal Law could help sort out the problem of State's Laws with vague wording and First Amendment issues. [It is a crime to secretly photograph anyone onFederal Property or Military Bases.] Ms.Jang says, "I'm still wearing skirts, but i make sure that they're on the longer side." [SANTA says"Excuse.typos.no.SpellChecker."]


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"SANTA.IS.IT.STILL.LEGAL.TO.TELL.JOKES?"   2/9/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]N.Y.;1ST-AMENDMENT: [LAWYER JOKE CHARGES DROPPED!] A New York City man was arrested after teling lawyer jokes at court- use gets last laugh when GrandJury- dismissed the di


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"SANTA.TELL.ME.ANOTHER.BARROOM.JOKE#1." COLLECTS.JOKES.#1:[BLOGGER]   2/8/2005

SANTA[JOKELINE]WHO'S THE JOKER?: I]A.man.comes.home.early.for.a, "noo-nie" to find his wife with all her bags packed, hopping into a waiting taxi. "Where are you


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"SANTA.WHY.AM.I.NOT.GETTING.PUSSY.FOR.A.WEEK?"   2/7/2005

SANTA[Deadline]Stop kicking the cat! A farm boy was angry because he had to do chores before breakfast. He fed the chickens, kicks one of them, next he mllks the cow, kicks the cow, last he


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"SANTA,DID,I.TAKE.THAT.ONE.ALREADY?"   2/7/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]Pass.awayIn.YourSleep A row of bottles on my shelf. caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop, goes to my heart, so wont stop. A little whi


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"SANTA,ARE.OUR.M.Ps.IN.IRAQ.MISBEHAVING?"   2/7/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]IRAQ;M.P.Mud Wrestler Demoted: A female member of a Ntl-Guard.unit was demoted for indecent exposure after a pre-Valentine's Day mud wrestling party at t


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SANTA"IF.ONLY'S".STAND.IN.THE.WAY.OF.LOVE."   2/6/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]MAKE, REALISTIC.CHANGE With Valentine's day appoaching many couples yearn to regain feellings of the love and passion they once felt. For singles, the desire to find that wonderful


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"SANTA.WHY.DID.THEY.TRY.TO ARREST.A.PANDA?? .THYPANDA   2/6/2005

SANTA{DEADLINE]PANDA.SHOOTS.UP.BAR: A PANDA bear from China went into Bar during thr Great Depression, to get somethiing to eat. He asked the bartender if he couldmake.a.sandwich with all the fi


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""SANTA.WHAT.WERE.THE.8.RULES.FOR.DATING.MY.?"ING   2/6/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]JOHN.RITTER.EXPLAINS: 1:Use your hands on my and lose them later. 2:You make her cry. I make you cryi. 3:Safe sex is a myth. Any


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SANTA;RETIREMENT a 'S VIEW:   2/3/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]How'd.Spend3.Holiday? SECRETSANTA read the pretty, carrot-topped subTeacher's report as he introduced Tonya Gorgon, 25, with a delicious 34D bust, and carmel nipples, that matched h


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SANTA;   2/2/2005

SANTA[UnDeadLine]RALEIGH, NC;I'mDead? SANTA.was.reading.Police-Blotter, Funeral-Obituaries, and Autopsy Rep- orts for a new "Article" when he came.across.a.MedlcalExamner's.cause of death:"UNDEAD


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   2005-02-02

SANTA[DEADLINE]VIDEO.VOYEURISM: "SANTA, What.is.the.most.recentcase of "nonconsensual photograpy" with a video camera?" "That would have to be when Bunny Brunt was shopping at the Norolk Mall, in.Richmond, Va.for.prom.access-ories with her 18-year-old daughter Raquel when she noticed a man waving a.shopping.bag under Raquel's skirt. obviously, if wishing he could see up her skirt, if she were wearing panties, or maybe not, a blind shot of the teen-agers pusse^." "When Mrs.Brunt confronted him, he bolted. After she and another, custom er chased hin down in the Mall. Security found a secret, hidden, video camera vid.cam.in the shopping bag he had used to peer up Raquel's skirt. Arrested, it was found that he had also been up-skirting.several other-teens." "But, because of a loop-hole in Virginia's law, prosecuters were.only able to convict, Jeffrey Swisher of nonconsensual photography, disorderly conduct, to serve 10 DAYS IN JAIL!" inuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "It's immoral, it's certainly wrong, but under the code, it's just not a writtn offence, "said Delegate John Cosgrove, who is sponsering a bill tyt would close the loophole in Virgina's law. We're trying to tight the code soo some pervert isn't able to up-skirt or down-blouse any one else." Similar effforts have played out across the coountry, as states struggle to to rewoord laws written before the advancement of camers technologyi led to a boom in digital voyeurism. The internet has fueled the erotic explosionof"up-skirt"or"down-blouse" into a search engine, and up to a million of Web sites have popped up. [SANTA is going for a coffee break, if any more of you readers are interested in what one critic of SANTA's Articles called-"SLUDGE"-req est "up-skirts #2]excuse any typos:


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SANTA;"Vicious.Ambush!73KIA,139WIA,Marines."   2/1/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]Bad<feeling<Cold.beer: "I had bad feelings about this one, "recalled, Lance Cpl.George Schneider, of Foxtrot Co. "Whenever the brass give you cold beer before going out on pat


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"SANTA.WHAt's.PAY.THE.PIPER?"   1/30/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]Universal.Default(-$) According to Bankrate.com there are 1.2 Billion credit cards in use in America. many users don't pay off their balance every month, either. That can be c


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"SANTA.IS.$MdollarBAABY.worth.SEEING?"   1/30/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]"Yes$M$Baby.is.WORTH.EVERY.CENT:" There's.not.an.ounce.of.flab.on Clint Eastwood's 74yr.-old body, and his new movie, "Million Dollar Baby" is just as ta


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SANTA;"SURVIVE,HEART,ATTACK.ALONE?""M-$-BABY?"ILL   1/29/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]10.sec.to.Live!heart^ "SECRETSANTA, HOW TO SURVIVE A **HEART ATTACK** ALONE." "Since many people are alone when a heart-attack occurs, this medical know how from "Roc


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SANTA;[NO.GREATER.GIFTS.TO.GIVE.YOUR.LIFE.4/YOUR.MASTER]   1/29/2005

SECRETSANTA[DEADLINE]PostumousAward;ST, LUCIE cOUNTY, FLA.SHERIFF'S;OFFICE:K-9Unit: The incident that claimed "Vasko's" life was his 91st apprehension, and the 1st Line-of-Duty death since the K-


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SANTA;FEAR IN DALLAS:THREATS!/$100k-DrugMoneyFound!:   1/29/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]Suspected.Drug.$100k? SECRETSANTA;"Dallas:Fear.folows, Find Suspected drug Cash." convenience store owner in one of Dallas's poorest neighborhood, was amazed when she started se


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SANTA;"PILOT.ERROR,RETURN TO.GATE!"   1/27/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]PILOT, "ENGINEFAILURE" Taxing down th, thejetliner, abruptly stopped, turned around, and retuned to the terminal gate. After an hours long wait it finally took off. A concerned pass


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SANTA;THREE.FRIENDS.@.HEAVEN'SGATES::   1/27/2005

SANTA[Deadline]St.Peter, asksQuestion Tragically, 3 friends are in a car crash, and they find them selves at the gates of Heaven, but before entering they each were asked a question by St.Peter.


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SANTA;#3-HOMELESS.VET.MEETS.THE.LADIES:   1/26/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]"Rick"meetsQikStops: SECRETSANTA:sits in @ FlamingAmy's QuikStop.on.XmasEve.while, "Rick"the Homeless Vet meets the Ladies on the runway of selection. Amy the Madame of the flesh


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"SANTA!^^I'M PREGNANT^^!"   1/25/2005

SANTA{DATELINE]PREGNANT?Dont.blameMe SNOW-WHITE;SANTA I'm still 5'-8" I was.118#(size 3 or 5)andwore, tight fitting jeans and.miniskirts. Now I weigh 163#(size 12 or 14), I've accepted my new


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SANATA*^CRIMES*AGAINST*NATURE^*   1/25/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]*WEIRD*TRUE*TALES*: DURAHAM, NCn Dec.gang member RobertD.Jphnson, was sentenced to 15 years for shooting off the genitals of a fellow Blood(negroe) who was wws trying to leave


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SANTA;"TAKE THIS JOPB AND SHOVE IT!"   1/25/2005

SANTA{DESDLINE]"BE YOUR OWN BOSS" SECRETSANTA was reading the Sunday paper and turned to the ComicSection of the Wilm.Star*Newss, and started to read a new cartoon strip"NoN SEQ- UITAR" by Wil


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SANTA;#1-LOOKOUT^SLAYAGE.TV(BuffyVamp.Slayerwebsite)   1/24/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]Stake^TheUndead"Buffy SECRETSANTA;Rhonda Wilcoxis.finding out what is behind Buffy's Vampire' Sayer's Punch! "I was there from the first season , the name wa


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"SANTA'S.HIDEAWAY.USE.TO.BE.CASTLEDRACULA?"   1/23/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]FORRENT.DRAC.HIDEAWAY Nestled deep in the scenic heartof a Transylvania setting. All rooms have CountDrac.-sized beds. Room service is an extra monthly charge, with hot and cold


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"SANTA.DID.YOU.EVERGIVE."CUSTER".A.PRESENT?"   1/23/2005

SANTA[DEADLIE]LITTLE.BIG.HORN.CUSTER SANTA;TELLS IT LIKE IT WAS THE DAY BEFORE "CUSTER'S LAST STAND." Every morning Custer woould ride through the the Indian Reservation making his per


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SANTA'S.#2-"SALSA"-"THSHADOW"-BreanneAshley:   1/22/2005

"THSHADOW"[DATELINE]WILM.LatinNights [Continued.from-#1*^SALSA^TheDance"] "You like The ^Salsa^?' "And The Tango, SHADOW, The Meren- gue, Bachata, and Cumbia, you wanna cum in me


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"SANTA,WHAT.WILL.I.BE.WHEN.I'M.A SENIOR?" .   1/22/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]WILM.N.C.BE.A.SENIOR: SECRETSANTA, Answers his GrandChilds Question "What will I be when I become a Senior Citizen? What will it be like SANTA?" "I'm the life o


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"THE.GOLDEN.YEARS.HAVE.COME.AT.LAST"   1/22/2005

I CANNOT SEE, I CANNOT PEE.. I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCREW.. MYMEMORY.SHRINKS, MYHEARING STINKS.. NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE HELL.. MYBODY'S DROOPING, I'VETROUBLEPOOPING THE GOLD


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ANOTHER.KAUPH.KUP(COMIC.STRIP):   1/22/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]Graveside.gift&arrest SecretSantaOver"KauphyKup"comicstripFor two great morning starters: [BALTIMORE]For the 56th year, an unkown man stole into a locked graveyard early on E


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KAUPHY KUP(Santa"sCOMIC.STRIP)   1/22/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]A MORNING STARTER: SANTA OVER HEARD IN TIMES PAST SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR. WATSON: "I say, Holmes the toilet is dripping water onto the bathroom floor"


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SANTA;"SALSA"danceSpices.upClubScene:   1/21/2005

SANTA[Dateline]Wilm, NC, The"Salsa": Mz.Amy.Hotz"*NewsCurrents.NightSpots "Several downtown Wilm.dance clubs have started, LatinDanceNights which I can't be happier with, being a Star News report


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"SANTA,What's.Grandpa.doing.in Iraq[War?]"   1/20/2005

SANTA[Deadline]Mosul, iraq, BaseCamp: SECRETSANATA was not aware that the government had resorted to pull- out all the stops and, recalling 50yr and older ex-GIs, such as Major John Nelson for d


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"SANTA,WHAT.ABOUT,IRAQ,TSUNAMI & GOD?"?"   1/19/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]SorryProfile.Pending: SECRETSANTA puts his head on the block and his alter-ego "THSHADOW" who clouds men's minds so that they can not see him, writes about the war in Iraq, the


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"SANTA IF I WAS PRESIDENT I'D..."(AconcernedTeen)   1/19/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]Freedoms.answer.ATeen SECRETSANTA.asked.severalteen-agers before and after the lastRe-election of The"PREZ", a simple questsion, what they'd do if they were President? Emily N.


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SANTA;"ANOTHER.FCUK'G.FRENCH.CONNECTION"   1/17/2005

SANTA{DATELINE]MIDLAND.MI.DOW.CITY: ANOTHER.FCUK'G.FRENCH.CONN. Welcome to Midland, the town that roleed up it


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SANTA;"PREZ"^GEO.W.BUSH^AGENDA.2005:   1/17/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]WASH, D.C."PREZ": SECRETSANTA;Both Federal and Local Govermnts will get tougher agressing individual rights, (that's.unprovok- ed). The machinery to implement exe- cutive Ord


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SANTA;[WE DON'T NEEED NO BADGES]   1/16/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]JOLIET, ILL.AM.Robbery:"THSHADOW"SecretSanta's;Alter-Ego, in the"60"s on cold, early, Marchmorn- ing.on.his.wayto.his.then.job, suudd- enly remembers that his cover wife asked him to


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"SANTA.MY.GUY'S.REB'D.FLING;STILLFCUKSHIS-EX"   1/16/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]ADVICE TO LOVELORN: SECRETSANTA.befriends another sucked-ini Miss, with a tale of woe, of imagined sinful sex/.//xnful sex//woe sitting on his sturdy lap crying on os shoulder,


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SANTA;TO.HOGHONG/CATHAY.Air/oz/B.Air?   1/16/2005

SANTA{[DATELINE]H.KONG-B.AirorC.Air? SECRETSANTA;Compares Airline Filghts to HongKong via /Cathay PacificOARBritish Airways, First Impressions;Boarding;Meals;The Sest; The.Flight;A"Milehighfcuk";


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SANTA:TELEVISED TRANSPORT!   1/15/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]WILM, NCTVArraignment: SECRETSANTA;NewhanoverCountyJail is 8 miles awy from the CountyCourt Hoouse, hoo to shuttle inmated between the two? Something NEW! The first day of


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SANTA;HOMELESS.VET.@.aFLAMING.AMY's   1/15/2005

SANTA{DATELINE]#2-XMAS-HOMELESS.VET: SECRETSANTA;Makes a quick stop at "FLAMING-AMYS-QUIK-STOP, with the homeless veteran, which has always been advertised on the internet as [A Late Evening o


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SANTA;[REMEMBER.MAN.ON,THE.STREET(TV)?]   1/14/2005

SANWTA;[DATELINE]$113MIL.WIN/CLINT- EASTWOOD."MILLION$BABY":RANT&RAVE? SECRETSANTA HAD HIS ALTER EGO "THSHADOW" FIND OUT WHAT ALL THE HOOTIN'&HOLLERIN'WAS ABOUT: FIRST;The wife of t


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SANTA.INVITES;HOMELESS.VET.TO.QUIK/STOP/Grls4U:   1/14/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]HOMELESS.VET.U.S.A.: SECRETSANTA met another homeless veteran wandering the cold wintery windy streets of "Anytown", U.S.A.on XmasEveSANTA.offered him"HotPockets" bacon, egg and


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"SANTA^WHAT.THE.HELL.ARE.WEB-SEARCHES?"   1/14/2005

SANTA;[DEADLINE]BETTER-WEB-SEARCHES? SECRETSANTAHas been deluged with multible questions , but #1 priority is"What the Hell are Web.Searches? How do they operate?" No longer do


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"SANTA.GOT.A.QUESTION,DUYA.GOT.AN.ANSWER?"   1/13/2005

SANTA;[DATE-LINE](p.o.'s-"Q_&_A") Q've been dating this guy, and I told him that I wouldn"t sleep with him until I felt confident about our relationship. He seemed to respect that and we


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SANTA;WHATS NEW PUSSYKAT?[MEGATOUCH]   1/13/2005

SANSTA[DATELINE]WILM'ALT.com SECRETSANTA;enjoys the soft glow of a blue screeen illuminating one corner of the bar. It stays there. Perfectly still.but


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SANTA;{RED RIDING HOOD[EXPOS^E]#1   1/13/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]EXPOS^E/RedRidin'HoodFcuksUp'BigBadWolfe'] "Whoah-little girl wher'do ya thionk yoour goin'Alldrenched in blood red!" Little rd ridng Ho


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SANTA;VISITS LOCALSw/Pretty.Dk.Bdy.Gd.((Co,Guide))S   1/12/2005

[THSHADOW-#1] SANTA;[DATELINE]KABAL?(BAGDAD?)AAAAA SECRETSANTA_aka_THSHADOW was told to visit Locals, mingle with them and if need be fcuk them and to ignore any combat operrations/fightinng, o


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SANTA;VISITS LOCALSw/Pretty.Dk.Bdy.Gd.((Co,Guide))S   1/11/2005

[THSHADOW-#1] SANTA;[DATELINE]KABAL?(BAGDAD?)AAAAA SECRETSANTA_aka_THSHADOW was told to visit Locals, mingle with them and if need be fcuk them and to ignore any combat operrations/fightinng, o


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SANTA;"MORE BARROOM BUDDIES"(#2)   1/11/2005

SANTA;LOCAL BAR/PUB/TAVERN#2) SANTA was sitting in a barroom reserved secluded darkened pvt.chat room booth with Willian Bacon Esq.and his pretty brunnette wife Candy.and by mutual age


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SANTA;[JOBS FOR IRAQ VETS]424   1/11/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]DesMoines, Ia, iRAQ/AFGANISTAN EX-TROOP;jOBS TO COME HOME TO; After the Big-War(I, returning vrets. were labled "rupturedDucks" and given a Servic


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SANTA;[JOBS FOR IRAQ VETS]   1/11/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]DesMoines, Ia, iRAQ/AFGANISTAN EX-TROOP;jOBS TO COME HOME TO; After the Big-War(I, returning vrets. were labled "rupturedDucks" and given a Servic


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SANTA;DOLPHIN-DAY-DIP/424   1/11/2005

SANTA[DATLINE]SURF CITY, N.C./45*DIP: In additiion to the 100 who were peelling off their clothes for the noon-hour countdown, about 300 other people lined the beach enjoying the sun and ready to


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SANTA;DOLPHIN-DAY-DIP   1/11/2005

SANTA[DATLINE]SURF CITY, N.C./45*DIP: In additiion to the 100 who were peelling off their clothes for the noon-hour countdown, about 300 other people lined the beach enjoying the sun and ready to


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SANTA;ANNOTATED NURSERY RHYMES:   1/11/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]A.TRIPTOFANTASY, N.R's SECRETSANTA;dwellsinthe.land.of.Nod! {[THESHADOW^KNOWS^THE^POEMS] "A diller, a dollar" "As TommyS


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SANTA;SOLUTION.TO.IRAQ.CAR-BOMBINGS.&.ROAD.SIDE.ATTACKS?:   1/11/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]IRAQ;SAVE.OUR.TROOPS: SECRETSANTA Has learned of a secret Army Arsenal Laser Device tthat could be used in Iraq and elsewhere and ave countless civilian, and our overseas combat fo


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SANTA;FBI.QUESTIONS*TEDDYBEAR*WHAT*ARE*YOU*HIDING?"   1/10/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]APRLANDO, FLA.T.BEAR:SECRETSANTA found out that the Local FBI is investigating how a loaded.22cal.gun was part of the condom, stuffing inside a brown teddy bear a young boy was br


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[Another Santa ARRESTED]Touched.sex.11yr.oldElf:   1/10/2005

[DATELINE]ForestCity;ASantaAressted: AP: A-nother.Santa.was.charged.with .taking taking indecent liberties with one of his girl elfs. Davie.Cty sheriff's.said.that.the11yr.old.girl volunteer.elf.wa


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SANTA;"SMOKERS.BIG.BOTHER.IS.WATCHING"   1/10/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]ROME, ITALY(wiresvrpt) SECRETSANTA noted:Sunday 1/9/2005 a.total.smoking.ban.in.public.places Smokers in Italy took their last puff in smoky bars and trattorias Sunday, as the new


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"SANTA-DO.YOU.BELIEVE.IN-FAIRIES?"   1/10/2005

SANTA{DATELIN]FAIRIESnon-Homo_sexual SECRETSANTA has always Been interested in the study oFthe weird, and supernatural, such was the case of Dragons.Krampus, and Fairies. Be it Known that


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SANTA;TSUNAMI,155,000*LIVES**LOST:   1/10/2005

SANTA{DEADLINE-AFTERDEATH]SOULSLOST: SECRETSANTA;The release of spirits lost.in.a.tragedy.passover.especial-ly, those who made the transistion in plane crashes. Some.of.the.more.like The.Good, Sama


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SANTA;CKG.IF.NEW"PREZ"IS NAUGHTY.OR.NICE!   1/10/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]WASHINGTON, D.C."PREZ" SANTA;It came as a shadow over the land of ANOTHERSANTA on a midnight clear on the evenibg after the re-election of "PREZ". while most of the nation slept, i


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SANTA;$30K-VISIT.HOMELESS.SHELTER   1/10/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]AP:Bulletin-XMAS-EVE-DENVER, COLO, 12/24/2004: "AnybodygotanyHoidayCash?"announced the parka jacketed, scruffy bearded Xmas.Eve.Elf, as he took out a huge roll of $1


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SANTA; VISITT "CherryDelight"   1/10/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]PERSONAL-AD(Cherry... SECRETSANTAin answer to an intriging Personal.Listing.of.women.seeking- men, led him to beleive that personal visit would have"WFB"(withfcuking benefits)aft


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SANTA.KNOWS;WHAT.GIRLS.&.OLDER.WOMEN.NEED!   1/10/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]THSHADOW VISITSNot Blue_Coal-Old.time.Radio"The.Shadow-knows what evil lurks in the heart of men, the weed of crime bears bitter fruit, Crime does not pay!The. Shadow.Knows!"


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SANTA;DATES.2.HIROSHIMA.CONVENT.ESCAPEES:   1/9/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]HIROSHIMA.ANNIVERSARYSECRETSANTA Revisited Hiroshima on the Anniversary of the Aug.8, 1945 Atom Bombing with 2 pretty convent girls that had climbed over the "Cloister-Sisters OF Mar


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SANTA;[CLIMB.THE.LADDER.TO.SUCCEESS]   1/9/2005

SANTA[DATELINNE]JOB INTERVIEW: SECRETSANTA checks resumes of job applicants and some times has them write in 5oo words or more how their first.interview.went in the third pesron as though h


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"Thanks.SANTA.You.stopped.that.wave.of.grief."   1/9/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]SANTALUVS.WIDOW.WOMEN TOO: SECRETSANTA.attends.after.the.Funeral condolence gatherings that"Eat the Sins Of the Fathers." on the of chance of picking up some MILFAwives whose


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SANTA;"THE HOUSE SPECIAL SENOR?"   1/9/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]ESPANOL RESTAURANT: SECRETSANTA visits a espanol restaurant for a noon lunch since his invited LadyFair failed to show up after seeing his profile picture on the Amigos.com WebSi


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SANTA;BAR ROOM BUDDIES:   1/9/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]A DOCTOR, A LAWYER, A BIKER @ A BAR: SECRETSANTA.on.New.Years.Eve.over- heard, and.recorded, for.hisXmas.Elves following bar.room.conversation: "Tomorrow


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SANTA;"BE.ABOUT.A.2.HOUR.WAIT:"   1/8/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]OLDFASHIONBARBERSHOP: On Summer days off SECRETSANTA liked to just cruise the local barber shops, and catch up on the local.news._n_gossip about what guy is banging what's his name


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SANTA;4 NUNS AT HEAVENS GATES:   1/8/2005

SANTA[DEADLINE]HEAVENS GATES(ST.PETER/4 NUNS): SECRETSANTA.OVERHEARD.THE.FOLLOWING CONVERSATION AT HEAVENS GATES: "WELL, WHO DO WE HAVE HERE 4 PRETTY NUNS, AND ALL PASSED AWAY?"


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SANTA;OF.FAIRY.TALES(FANTASY):   1/7/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]FAIRY-TALES(EXPOSE's) SECRETSANTA thought he had heard them all, but when the latest rumour about Lil'Red Riding Hood emerged in the news, he had to get out his Secret Xmas HotLlis


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Chapter Two,SANTA'sFIRST.DATE(SIGRUM/BL.NORDIC-BEAUTY)   1/6/2005

PRElude:SANTA had latched onto an Iceland, local, tall, blonde, nordic, beauty"SIGRUM" at theAir-Wave-Festival, making.it.a.First- Date. ** ** ** **


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SANTA;TV B-GONE:   1/6/2005

SECRETSANTA[DATELINE]BARS/RESTURANTS/POSTOFFICE/BANKS/TAVERNS/FASTFOOD- LINES/AIRPORTS/et_al: Once.upon.a.time, silence.was.golden. In those by-gone days, phones had cord, cable was


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"SANTA,BUY.US.A.GROSS,"TROJANSUPRAS"andWILLYA.KILL.THATLOUD.OVER.THE.COUNTER.TV"   1/5/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]MANCHESTER, IA: Recently SANTA was working on his column, suddenly his "DICOM-3"[LocalHotList] light flash- -ed red. There was Trouble in River- City}like the movie sang go


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SANT;WOERST DRINKING BUDDY(BlackBear)   1/4/2005

SANRA{DATELINE]NEAR-CONCRETE, WASH: While making his rounds Xmas.Eve SeCRETSANTA.discovered.a.black.bear passed out on the lawn of the Bakers Lake Resoert near Concrete, Wash. surronded by a


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SANTA-ICELAND'S.AIRWAVE.FESTIVALw/"SIGRUM"   1/4/2005

SANTA[DATELINE]REYKJAVIK, ICELAND:secSECRETSANTA leaped from one computer to the next one, banging on the hip of a pretty tall Nordic blonde Iceland nativet who introduced her self as"SIGRUM" to


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