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WHY MEN ARE NOT SECRETARIES... 2/8/2005 WHY MEN ARE NOT SECRETARIES... <br> <br> Husband's note on the fridge to his wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know 0 Comments, 159 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Elephant 2/7/2005 A couple takes their young to the circus. When his father goes to buy popcorn, the boy asks, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?" "That's the elephant's trunk, dear, " she replies. 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Going downtown 2/7/2005 A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals, looking and tipp 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Writing a story....properly 2/6/2005 It really upsets me to start to read an erotic story with what appears to be an interesting plot, then encounter misspelled words, terrible grammer and a sentence that runs on for 1, 000 words. Ple 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The wrong bitch 2/3/2005 The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Birch or Beech? 2/3/2005 Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a of a beech or a of a birch?" <br> The 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sharing 2/1/2005 I have often considered "swinging" but my position in the community, the Church and my relationship with my husband would not permit such an act. So, it remained an unspoken fantasy. <br 0 Comments, 2791 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The bond 2/1/2005 I thought we had developed a strong bond Until I opened myself up to him He convinced me so much not knowing I was conned <br> I cannot believe how naive I was To believe a stranger 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Truth about men 2/1/2005 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) <br> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? (they don't have enough time) <br> 3. WHY D 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why? 2/1/2005 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I watch 1/30/2005 I watch you as you lay your head upon my lap, I realize how much I care for you. I know that I shouldn't, But I can't help it. I love everything about you. Your eyes, your hands, your lips.. 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Masters touch 1/30/2005 a look of desire reflects in soft green eyes a soft smile spreads across sensuous lips a smouldering lust burning deep within <br> hand slowly trailing between her breasts caressing 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex therapist 1/17/2005 A famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, "Doctor, I want to know, why do men always want to marry a virgin?" <br> To which the doctor handily respond 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sins 1/17/2005 There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." <br> The priest said, "Confess your s 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Gender of non living things 1/16/2005 You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example: <br> <br> 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see ri 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Engulfed 1/15/2005 So then there as a little light, the sky was dark no more, that when the stars were very bright, she knelt down by the shore. <br> Her hair was long and black as night, although-he 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Truth about Christmas 1/15/2005 ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES <br> A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure , we woul 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Shipwrecked 1/12/2005 Richard finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life -- until the boat sank. He found himself swept up on the shore of an 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes |
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